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[Ilya]

swimming? are you serious?

its cold as hell outside

i was out there wearing a sweater, a hoodie, and a jacket

mostly cause im a faggot

[ZeUs!!]

Hey you don't live in Engerland, you don't know cold until you've jumped into the English Channel (shut up Finland). DSS and Purple Tim went to the pub last night (again, I was ill) and had two pints and cam back all giggly, I hid in my room for fear of BREAKING THE DOOR DOWN AND SMACKING THEM BOTH IN THE FACE AND GIVING PURPLE TIM A HAIRCUT

If you had to change your name do you think you would stick to Trevor?

[Ilya]

Trevor Alien Z.

definitely.

cant wait till his birthday tomorrow, gonna get crunk.

[ZeUs!!]

You should put him to bed then turn to Anna and go "the party's finishing here... BUT ITS JUST STARTING IN MY PANTS" and poke her boobs or something

[Ilya]

this Girls Aloud- Biology song is not good at all but i like to dance to it

what are you gonna be for halloween?

[ZeUs!!]

I'm not sure, I'm going to a party on saturday and I spoke to Danni today and she says I don't have to dress up if I don't want to (so I'm not), but then I'm going up to Oxford on halloween night and Kathryn's threatening to have a party but she never dresses up so I won't either. So in conclusion, nothing

Did you hear about the dyslexic goth? He sold his soul to santa. What's the ilyability of the clash songs? I want a comprehensive report

[Ilya]

ur mom

[Ilya]

the clash- brand new cadillac: i can't understand a single word, but it sounds nice. catchy and dancey. 6.3

[ZeUs!!]

Yeah its 85% likely he was off his tits for the duration of that song, good song though