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    Got this in my hotmail today. I wonder why they had my e-mail and why they sent it to me, I'm not even American!
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    Dear GYASI,

    Thank you for your interest in the Air Force. You've taken
    an important first step toward an exciting and successful future.

    We are currently looking for men and women between the ages of
    17 and 27 to fill 150 different types of jobs.

    Most new recruits are high school graduates who want to get a
    step ahead in life. If you're attending high school, we urge
    you to stay there and graduate. Seniors may be able to reserve
    an Air Force job through our Delayed Entry Program.

    If you're currently enrolled in a four-year college, community
    college or technical school, the Air Force offers virtually
    unlimited opportunities to advance your education and training
    both on and off duty. You may also qualify to receive up to
    $10,000 to repay your college loans.

    In addition, the Air Force has a benefits package that's hard
    to beat. It includes a good starting salary, plus tax-free allowances,
    regular promotion opportunities, comprehensive medical and dental
    benefits and 30 days of vacation with pay each year.

    To get started on your career in the Air Force today, contact your
    local recruiter.

    Best wishes for a successful future,



    Brian Madtes, Col, USAF
    Chief, Marketing Division
    Air Force Recruiting Service


    P.S You may be eligible for a sign-on bonus.

    The location of your nearest recruiter is:

    6700 DOUGLAS BLVD., SUITE 1305
    DOUGLASVILLE, GA 30135
    770-942-3930
    ROEF331@RS.AF.MIL
    Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
    www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

    My anime blog:
    www.animeslice.com

  • #2
    I'd like to know who GYASI is, or what that stands for?

    Funny nonetheless!
    7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
    7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
    7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

    1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

    7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
    7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

    1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
    1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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    • #3
      Lol wtf. Anyways I would think that was just another way they recruit people. It was really really really informative meaning it was like an ad.

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      • #4
        canadians are for friendly fire accidents, not actual recruiting

        WHAT WERE YOU THINKING COLONEL MADTES????
        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

        internet de la jerome

        because the internet | hazardous

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        • #5
          Haha, recruiter spam. Classic.

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          • #6
            just tell them you're older than 27 :wub: ... how old are you anyway epi? past 30?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by just
              just tell them you're older than 27 :wub: ... how old are you anyway epi? past 30?
              LOL? I'm 24
              Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
              www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

              My anime blog:
              www.animeslice.com

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              • #8
                they don't know that.

                Hey, I know!
                Send them a reply which contains a chat log from some random noob (and say its you), then they'll think you're like 12, or even 6.

                Originally posted by Disliked
                Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                • #9
                  funny shit

                  this guy i know in the army his sargeant is female and her name is Sargeant Rambo!!
                  top 100 basers list

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                  • #10
                    I have a song on my iPod called Sgt Major Minor.

                    And the main character of the 'Army Men' series is called sarge.
                    Weird shit.

                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Theif of Time
                      I have a song on my iPod called Sgt Major Minor.

                      And the main character of the 'Army Men' series is called sarge.
                      Weird shit.
                      That game was a classic, I still play it on my n64.

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                      • #12
                        I used to play Army Men 2 (PC) multiplayer over LAN. It was brilliant.

                        Also, cannon fodder was fun, although Cannon fodder 2 got a little weird (It had aliens 0_o)

                        Originally posted by Disliked
                        Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                        • #13
                          Enlist with them, Leo, and then tell them that you'll only fly warbird and maybe the occassional jav.

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                          • #14
                            can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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