Puns

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Ok i watched Rich hall on live at the apollo with jack dee (stand up comedy show)

And in his act he did a bad pun

it was about a pub sign in america which read

Liquor in the front
Poker in the back

reminded me of the late great Richard Whiteley whose pun i had put up in useless crap a while ago

And yes, of course cider is my favourite drink,,, and pork is my favourite food. I like my pork'n cider...

full context http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=17057


Anyways do you guys have good bad puns? or know of some famous ones?

[NaiLed]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

edit: http://www.xent.com/FoRK-archive/feb98/0224.html whilst looking for the one above, these were on the same website

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Jack dee is a legend, best act at the apollo was with Dara O'briain

oh on topic:

i dont know any puns.

[Troll King]

This wasn't a particularly great pun, but it was used in a real life situation.

In my senior year at York University, I had a class in what they called a "seminar room". It was a tiny room, that was supposed to fit 25, but taking up most of the space were 6 desks arranged into a rectangular box, each about 1m x 2m, with a large space in the middle. As a result, when class was in session, everyone sat with about two feet of space between the desks and the walls, meanwhile the giant open space in the middle of the room was never used. One day, I arrived early and sat as far in as possible so that I wouldn't be blocking the way for people coming in. When class ended, I had to run to my next class on the other side of campus. But on one side of the ring, some students wanted to speak to the professor, and on the other side, a group of students were talking about the upcoming essay. Not wanting to be late for my next class, I did what I had to do. I hopped up onto a desk on my end of the room, swivelled over and walked across the space in the middle of the room. When I got on the other side of the ring of desks, I hopped up again to get out. A classmate saw me doing this and he gave me a funny look. I looked up at him, looked back to the ring of desks, then looked back up to him, and said:

"I'm trying to think inside the box."

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lol some good puns in there :wub:

yeah i saw the one with Dara O'Briain, it was a great show and had me institches, probably why they put it on first in the series

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lol some good puns in there :wub:

yeah i saw the one with Dara O'Briain, it was a great show and had me institches, probably why they put it on first in the series

I actually saw it when i was visiting family in Claremorris, Mayo.. what part you hailing from?

in order to stay on topic:

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

google'd and yes i know its pathetic.

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I actually saw it when i was visiting family in Claremorris, Mayo.. what part you hailing from?

in order to stay on topic:

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

google'd and yes i know its pathetic.

I'm from Belfast, Antrim

bad puns are the best puns :greedy:

[BleakFuture]

I can't laugh at a pun if its not a bad one, they're the best kind.
and I cant remember any right now.

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lol got a jack dee one of the show with Julian Cleary (don't care if i got his name right, don't like him much)


say
"Whale Oil Beef Cooked"
quickly
without sounding like an Irishman cursing


Never heard that one before

[froedrick]

three legged dog walks into a western saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

when is a door not a door?
when it's ajar