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  • #16
    Wouldn't it suck to go to heaven, where you will be alive for the rest of eternity? Imagine how extremely boring things would get, say after 10 years. Or 100. 100.000?
    Originally Posted by HeavenSent
    You won't have to wait another 4 years.
    There wont be another election for president.
    Obama is the Omega President.
    http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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    • #17
      Not really because you probably wouldn't have the same concept of time there. Hell one day there could last 100 years, or could just go on forever while only seem like a little bit of time to you.

      EDIT: It's funny because I said hell and didn't realize it.
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #18
        how can someone have "a special place in heaven" aren't all the places special?? or do some spend there eternity in a better position than others? doesn't sound like the concept of heaven i had.

        Anyways i don't believe there is a heaven, thinks its just the carrot dangling of a stick in front of the donkey. BELIEVE AND GIVE MONEY TO OUR RELIGION AND YOU'LL SPEND ENTERNITY IN A BLISSFULL PARADISE !!!

        also in the bible it actual gives a number for the amount of ppl getting into heaven?? like 144 000 or something, and thats what Jehovah's Witnesses teach, of course others don't believe this but it shows how interpreting the bible can give very different ideas, yet you take some literal and some not...
        In my world,
        I am King

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        • #19
          what about the kindom of heaven? That was an awful movie. And where did the arabian dudes get a box full of ice in the dessert? They didn't have refridgiratoin back then! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS KTHX.
          TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
          TelCat> hoes get paid :(
          TelCat> i dont

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          • #20
            Mountains.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Bioture
              what about the kindom of heaven? That was an awful movie. And where did the arabian dudes get a box full of ice in the dessert? They didn't have refridgiratoin back then! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS KTHX.
              I thought it was the best of all the recent epics (Troy, Alexander and Kingdom of Heaven)
              Originally posted by Facetious
              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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              • #22
                MAJOR RELIGIONS SAY THAT I STILL MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO GET INTO HEAVEN, THEY CAN'T GUARNTEE ME ANYTHING BUT SOMETHING IS BETTER THAN NOTHING.
                it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                  I thought it was the best of all the recent epics (Troy, Alexander and Kingdom of Heaven)
                  me fisting myself for an hour is better than seeing alexander.
                  it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                  • #24
                    THIS WEEK ON THE SSCU TRENCH WARS FORUMS:

                    Cops' claim that him fisting himself is more enjoyable than watching Alexander backfires when he realises that he has two brothers who use the forums and can help him test this claim and varify this to the audience through the medium of a video recorder
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Pressure Drop
                      how can someone have "a special place in heaven" aren't all the places special?? or do some spend there eternity in a better position than others? doesn't sound like the concept of heaven i had.

                      Anyways i don't believe there is a heaven, thinks its just the carrot dangling of a stick in front of the donkey. BELIEVE AND GIVE MONEY TO OUR RELIGION AND YOU'LL SPEND ENTERNITY IN A BLISSFULL PARADISE !!!

                      also in the bible it actual gives a number for the amount of ppl getting into heaven?? like 144 000 or something, and thats what Jehovah's Witnesses teach, of course others don't believe this but it shows how interpreting the bible can give very different ideas, yet you take some literal and some not...

                      I thought we've gone over in this forum that everything in the bible isn't exact truth? It's been revised and edited, so there is no way of knowing that number is true.

                      "In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. "
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #26
                        The fatalistic deterministic paradox of getting into heaven

                        Topic: Karmic balance, actions and life lived as determining factor if you get into heaven or not.

                        actions are decisions.

                        decisions come from thoughts.

                        where do thoughts come from and how do you have control over your thoughts?

                        your predetermined DNA and enviornment devolopes your brain, plus maybe some other random or out of control factor.. every position of every neuron and chenistry. this influences thought. all your internal factors respond in someway to all external factors to create a thought which leads to a decision which leads to a moral action

                        so actions come from decisions which come from thoughts which come from ______? how the fuck do you have any control over anything?

                        - Tone

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                        • #27
                          I don't know man but I get all my thoughts from articles I read online from various sources that speak out to my sense of suspicion or curiosity. People tell me I'm a moron and that I should stop sharing these things and my thoughts on them, but somehow I'm compelled to continue preaching.
                          TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                          TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                          TelCat> i dont

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                          • #28
                            I think it depends on the situation, and how you talk about these things. Like hitting on a widow at a funeral is as bad of an idea as thinking people will want to discuss genetic cloning and the repercussions/benefits it could offer at a party or football game. There's a time and place for everything, you just have to know when is a good time for some subjects, and when it isn't.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Troll King
                              Really? Personally, I find necrophilia to be a bit repugnant. If that's your idea of heaven though then more power to you.
                              Personally, if I'm dead I won't feel it, and my corpse will be quite useless, so, it's up to the taxeh derm ist

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                              • #30
                                Kingdom of heaven really sucked ass.

                                There, I said it. q
                                Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                                You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                                There wont be another election for president.
                                Obama is the Omega President.
                                http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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