yelling at soccer games

[pascone]

i'm going to an ncaa tournament game next tuesday..supporting UCONN...anyway i'm a big time fan (not really i just go there, get drunk , and yell) i was wondering if anyone has good yelling experience with good lines that can be used to mock the goalies..at this point i only have names....theres a game to determine who plays uconn, yale vs stony brook so i have both of their names...maybe something can be worked on off their names


erik geiger (yale)

EJ Xikis (stony brook)

[Jerome Scuggs]

i'll talk to pavement. he's got tons

[ZeUs!!]

http://www.footballchants.org/, or, I NEVER FELT MORE LIKE SINGING THE BLUES, WHEN IPSWICH WIN AND NORWICH LOSE, OH IPSWICH, YOU GOT ME SINGING THE BLUES (we play in a blue strip - I have this on cd)

[Dealt]

geiger you fucking gay.

[NaiLed]

yooooooou're shit-aaaaaaa

[Mr. Peanuts]

yooooooou're shit-aaaaaaa

ffs!

err "THE GOALIE'S A WANKER!"

[NaiLed]

ffs!

err "THE GOALIE'S A WANKER!"

Dodgy keeper! Dodgy keeper!

[Mobey]

We Love You Leicester!
We Do!
We Love You Leicester!
We Do!
We Love You Leicester!
We Do!
Oh Leicester, We Love You!

Build A Bombfire, Build A Bombfire!
Stick The Forest At The Top!
Stick The Derby In The Middle And We'll Burn The Fucking Lot!

Ohhhhh Garry Garry!
Garry Garry Garry Garry Linekar!

Harry Roberts Is Our Friend, Is Our Friend, Is Our Friend!
Harry Roberts Is Our Friend, He Kills Coppers!

If I Had The Wings Of A Robin, If I Had The Eyes Of A Crow!
I'd Fly Over Nottingham Forrest, And Shit On The Bastards Below! Below! Shiiittt On, Shiiiiittt On, Shit On The Bastards Below, Below!

[Dameon Angell]

I like the story I heard about an England vs Germany World Cup (I believe) game a few years back. During the game, a whole section of the English fans would be sitting and chant "If you won the war, stand up!" Then that section would stand. The next English section would do that, and so on and so forth.

[pascone]

geiger you fucking gay.

olloolol

waiting for more

[Anduril.]

Erik Gayyyyyyyger ! lalalala !

Yo EJ Xikis ! Get yourself a name, newbie !

Yo Gayger, you're so bad at goalkeeping, you could become a pro dodgeballer !

[Exotic]

throw bananas at them and make monkey chants

[pascone]

what could ej stand for

gotta be something funny

[ZeUs!!]

+aculation

Gary Linekar has one r in the word Gary, I thought he was meant to be your idol?

[Ewan]

number number number one, number one, number one, number number number one, number number one.
OH wankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwa nkwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwank