Hottest woman ever! (evidence inside)

[T3l Ca7]

Christ chose her over his other disciples (according to the almighty Dan Brown). This chick who seduced the only dude who can save you from hell. She must be hotter than Helen of Troy and sexier than cleopatra






Here is a peep of her ... introducing ... Mary Magdalene.

[ZeUs!!]

Well done telcat

[Colossos]

everyone's read the da vinci code by now, we get it already

[Bioture]

yes it would be true if it weren't for the fact that the book was fiction based ON fiction. Still a good read though. Please do not discuss what I just said. I'm embarrased that people take the book as seriously as they do already.

[BleakFuture]

Good book though.

[Pressure Drop]

hmmmm i've never read it and i'm never going too

and wasn't she a hooker?

Anyway who says Jesus had good taste in women?

and i'm not sure if helen of Troy existed

and i remember something that cleopatra might have been ugly but since she was so powerfull all the guys wanted to screw her for influence and everyone said she was pretty?

[T3l Ca7]

everyone's read the da vinci code by now, we get it already

The book says that Saint peter and Mary Magdalene were at each others throats. Just between you and me, kz ... this is a little secret between just the few of us: the truth was that, Peter had a crush on voluptuous Mary and tried to ask her out in the hope that he could get laid by her. Mary flirted with Peter for a while ... until she met his friend Jesus. It was love at first sight between Jesus and Mary. Mary dumped Peter so she would get to Jesus. Peter is a kind of guy who values friends over chicks.

Eventually Mary moved in with Jesus and we know the rest of the story.

[DoTheFandango]

THIS JOKE WAS ALREADY USED BITCH

Even though it was a different Mary, the point is the same.

[Lucon]

The real point is that The Da Vinci code IS based on fiction. Christianity, to be specific.

[Kyace]

So you think the King of kings would be so shallow?

[D1st0rt]

Jesus was such a pimp he needed 12 guys around him at all times to physically pull all of the chicks off of him. Judas was just a jealous little bitch.

[deathking]

Jesus was such a pimp he needed 12 guys around him at all times to physically pull all of the chicks off of him. Judas was just a jealous little bitch.

its true and Mary Magdalene truly is a whore..... LOL the daughter of David my ass...the rest of the book was great tho