The British Police Force

[ZeUs!!]

Don't read it if you don't want to

Mike says:
nerdy john's got a girlfriend
Mike says:
have i told you this?
Ilya says:
yep
Ilya says:
they stick it in her vaginer i bet
Mike says:
we went to meet/judge her last night
Ilya says:
DIGITIZE ME, FRED
Mike says:
and her mouth
Ilya says:
DIGITIZE ME!!!!!!!
Ilya says:
are you going to spitroast her
Mike says:
god no
Ilya says:
you should roastspit her
Mike says:
did i tell you about the dodgy clothed orgy in the lounge?
Ilya says:
nope
Ilya says:
do tell
Mike says:
ok
Mike says:
john went out with the god squad on tuesday, and tim and dss came with him
Ilya says:
god squad
Ilya says:
is that his squad
Mike says:
john's part of the christian union
Mike says:
i call them the god squad
Ilya says:
ahhahahaha
Ilya says:
awesome
Mike says:
sophie - his girlfriend - and her friend becca are part of the god squad, which is how john met them
Ilya says:
sophie is a gay name
Mike says:
john then went out with them again on thursday, where him and sophie became official, and becca told john that she likes dss so john texted dss to say that him, sophie and becca were coming back at about 1am
Mike says:
so dss is there all dressed up, hair slicked back, aftershave on, waiting at home
Mike says:
at 1am
Mike says:
and it ends up with becca and dss making out on one sofa and john and sophie on the other
Mike says:
which is a bit rough if you ask me
Ilya says:
mmmm
Ilya says:
where were you
Mike says:
IN BED!
Mike says:
actually i was in the armchair watching Play Your Cards Right
Mike says:
nah i was in bed
Mike says:
good mental image though
Mike says:
so then last night i went out with purple tim, dss and john to meet sophie and becca
Mike says:
sophie seems alright, typical quiet first year, and becca seems to have gone off dss straight away as she left after 15 mins in the pub to go home and watch dvd's
Mike says:
dss phoned her up and dragged her back out but then john, sophie and becca left so dss never got any action
Mike says:
so me, dss and purple tim went on to another pub, where i kept beating dss at pool, and got hammered
Mike says:
on the way back, dss and purple tim stole two road signs and were carrying them back when the police pulled up and put them in the back of the van so they could take the road signs back to where they found them
Mike says:
whilst in the van the police took their id's and radioed them in, and then turned to purple tim and went "it seems there's an arrest warrent on you, im afriad your going to have to spend the night in the cells"
Ilya says:
becca hates dss
Mike says:
so tim's sitting there bricking himself wondering what the hell he's done, and dss is going "im not going anywhere without tim!!!!", and when the van gets to where dss and tim have to drop the signs off the police opens to the doors to the van and goes "ONLY JOKING!!!" and dumps purple tim and dss and drives off
Ilya says:
hahahahahahahahha
Mike says:
happy days
Mike says:
i think thats worth a forum post
Ilya says:
it is
Ilya says:
post it
Mike says:
what about a new thread?
Mike says:
fuck it i might make a new forum for it
Ilya says:
hahahah

[Ilya]

reminds me of the Real World

[Dant-Zu]

Hahaha was a nice read. ^-^

[Colossos]

i approve :up:

[Richard Creager]

If our cops were that cool or if they were people therefore having senses of their own, one of them being humor, I wouldn't hate them.

[Dameon Angell]

Lmao ... good story.

[Jeenyuss]

I liked it, and i hope things work out for dss and becca.