My girl ffs wtf do i do

[Ilya]

actually everyone already knows i have a bigger penis than he does and more skills, and the sex is the only thing keeping me from breaking up with her. im bout to go fuck my ex..

...you are definitely awful in bed

[UrMaMaIsFuNnY2K]

...you are definitely awful in bed

ok im gonna rape you then you can be the judge

Name: Ilya
Address:
Telephone number:

Fill in the blanks ^

[UrMaMaIsFuNnY2K]

Just mix bleach and ammonia and tell me what happens.

my g/f isnt jewish, im not trying to gas anybody.. <_<

[AFPilot]

It would be wrong to prolong the relationship to get gifts from her

Just leave her if the situation is actually irritating you

[Cylor]

My mother is not funny2000.

[crazi]

do it L.A. Style

beat the shit out of her ex and say that he tried to grab your ass

phone books don't leave bruises

[Unorthadox]

Well, you should talk to her and figure that shit out, then you should to this "ex" than go formt here. taking the presents is a really cruel but pleasurable thing to do ^-^

[Subjugation]

Just mix bleach and ammonia and tell me what happens.

my g/f isnt jewish, im not trying to gas anybody.. <_<

...

[Pandagirl!]

Wow, do you even like her? Are you so superficial that you might stay with her until after Christmas just to get gifts from her? If that's the only reason you're in a relationship, that's not good.

Anyway, you just need to learn that she's with you, not him. Has she ever given you a reason not to trust her before? When I'm at my boyfriend's house, this girl that likes him calls all the time. I don't have a problem with it though, because he helped her out during the summer when her brother was killed in Iraq. Of course I'd prefer that she didn't call when I was around, but he's never given me any reason not to trust him, and I know that they're just really good friends.

[soup]

panda got some problems too...

:fear:

[Facetious]

dump the bitch unless shes getting you ridiculous christmas presents.

i had a friend that was holding out on breaking up with his girlfriend for christmas and i didnt understand. but then she got him a roor bong, a ps2, and a shitload of games (this was a couple years ago so the ps2 was more expensive) and then i understood. itd be shallow to do that but if the girlfriend is cheating on you, go for it.

[Ephemeral]

Well, she told me that you sucked in bed and that I was much better.

[Ashlee]

my g/f isnt jewish, im not trying to gas anybody.. <_<

lol irl

and also Ilya lacks a vagina, he's implying that you're bad at vagina sex, not anal ;(

and also she's a ho, get the presents and then break up with her. She'd do the same to you.

[UrMaMaIsFuNnY2K]

do it L.A. Style

beat the shit out of her ex and say that he tried to grab your ass

phone books don't leave bruises

I like crazi's idea but she wont let me fight him

well she spent alotta money on presents according to her friend so i think ima wait till xmas than jet

and ashlee,

and also Ilya lacks a vagina, he's implying that you're bad at vagina sex, not anal ;(

if Ilya had a vagina i'd make his clit explode.

[D1st0rt]

Punches to the stomach apparently don't bruise either