HAHAHA you guys are well funny, omg this is the funniest prank i have ever pulled in my fucking life, you guys have all been had by ME lmao this is fucking hilarious, ok i may be a goth, but that bs about black magic was a complete load of utter wank lol the closest ive been to magic is laughing my fucking ass off at most haunted, omg lol, it was going for a while but i cant be assed to carry it on any more lol, fucking hell that was fucking amazing, ask sube he nos me in person and he thought this would be fucking hilarious as well omg thanks for making me laugh through an absolute bollucks section of my life lol CHEERS!
That doesnt mean you can stop calling me harry in pubs though :P
Wait, so some people actually thinks Spliffing suddenly claiming it's a joke makes him look better? The only sort of "owning" I see here is along the lines of "Ha! I own you because I made you think I was an ass, when the actual truth is I'm a HUGE ass!"
I have never argued with you about the use of black magic.. and no, I don't really care either, to me you are on the same level as skitzo, and for me to just even slightly care you would have to climb about 29187274 levels higher.
Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
this can be roughly equated to asking a girl that you really like out, then when she says no, telling her that you only asked her out as a joke, in order to save some face, but really she's gonna go tell everyone she knows and you're just gonna become a laughing stock for the rest of your life.
1:LMAO> lets do everything dirty
1:LMAO> hack
1:LMAO> i will back u up
1:LMAO> whatever it takes to win
this can be roughly equated to asking a girl that you really like out, then when she says no, telling her that you only asked her out as a joke, in order to save some face, but really she's gonna go tell everyone she knows and you're just gonna become a laughing stock for the rest of your life.
now you might be confused because you dont have a clue whether or not i think black magic is true, lmao
Dude, if you seriously beleive that then you inhaled too much insence and chanted too many chakras to the almighty Lord of the Underworld. The very fact that we don't give a shit about you or whatever it is that you fiddle with in your spare time is not what I would call 'being confused'.
You can keep thinking that you have us all fooled with your great black magic trick where you all surprised us into thinking you were an ass. Power to ya, Hudini, maybe your skills of the magical arts has left you because you still seem like an ass.
Maybe I'm not a believer in black magic enough for it to work. Should I sacrifice a small goat or something? Or arrange candles in the "dark" and "spooky" Anarchy sign on my floor while painting my body with blood from a dozen infant children? How do I get this shit to work man?
Oh, I know, maybe I'll start studying White Magic and we can do a pretty mean re-enactment of Final Fantasy. Or have a White vs. Black magic war. Stop being racist.
*poof*
Save a tree; eat a beaver
1:Mefesto> king let me say you something
1:Mefesto> you are a soon of a biatch with retarded face like nostra damus and you got a hump on your dick
lol racist?
none of it, i maybe anything you call me under the sun but im not racist
Join the emperors legion in the task of uniting all Sadukar under the rule of one emperor on the plagued plannet of Arakis, destroying the fremen, and contolling the Houses of Harkonen, Ordos and Atriedes, together we will reign superior, and the force of the Sadukar will grow.
this can be roughly equated to asking a girl that you really like out, then when she says no, telling her that you only asked her out as a joke, in order to save some face, but really she's gonna go tell everyone she knows and you're just gonna become a laughing stock for the rest of your life.
omg wtf owned
needed to be posted again, mad props~
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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