god what do i do, help me

[Jeenyuss]

velcro or zipper (this is in regards to pants)

zipper or buttons (in regards to shirts)

laces or velcro (in regards to shoes)

getting shit on your shoes getting vomit on your jacket (in regards to christmas)

[dchao]

zipper
buttons
laces

ywia (your welcome in advance)

[Zabuza]

I agree with chao.

[Superted]

zipper
buttons
laces

Unless you plan on being a stripper, then all velcro.

[Twerp]

Unless you plan on being a stripper, then all velcro.

But wouldn't the stripper want to take more time getting her clothes off so it would build anticipation? Then more $$ to her :P

Trust me, cause I know a thing or two about strippers

[Superted]

But wouldn't the stripper want to take more time getting her clothes off so it would build anticipation? Then more $$ to her :P

Trust me, cause I know a thing or two about strippers

Never seen Full Monty? Also, fumbling with buttons and zippers is hardly erotic.

[Ilya]

one time i was making this video and i was stripping and one of the buttons in my vest got stuck and it was most embarassing.

[Liquid Blue]

Velcro pants?

[ZeUs!!]

It takes me years to buy a pair of jeans, as every pair I find that I like, I can't buy as they have button flys. I'm left handed and so cannot undo the buttons quick enough if I need the toilet in a hurry

[ConCor]

It takes me years to buy a pair of jeans, as every pair I find that I like, I can't buy as they have button flys. I'm left handed and so cannot undo the buttons quick enough if I need the toilet in a hurry

:noexpress

[Theif of Time]

I agree with dchao.

[Lemufa]

I love button flies.