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I thought I'd offer a little run-down on the history of these forums and tw-related forums for anyone who needs filling in, feel free to point out what I missed:
Further research: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=16647 (its closed because I didn't want anyone reviving it upon reading it again. I'll probably open it again when everyone's forgotten about it, like a couple of other threads in the past)
- The CoT forums. Prior to these forums, the Trench Wars forums were run by someone called Crown of Thorns. To cut a long story short, he banned people he disagreed with, TW distanced itself from this and set up its own forums, what you are reading today. My memory of this is sketchy and so are various times, so there's a chance I'm going to mistake a thread that wsa in the CoT forums for a thread that was in these forums.
- Bloodzombie is a genius. Bloodzombie came across a graphics card or something, so set up a competition in that people had to submit the funniest pictures with the words "Bloodzombie is a genius" in it. Needless to say Goddess wrote it on her boobs. I've got the winning photo somewhere, I'll post it in the New Year when I can connect my laptop to the internet.
- http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=3382
- The Light forum, which was dominated by the then captain of Light, Ruby. I've found a post of Mayo's which mimicked Ruby eerily accurately:
Originally posted by Mayo Inc. - Myself and Wadi becoming admins. Is it egotistical to include this? It was one of the turning points for the forums, how beneficial it was is down to your opinion
- The Bluedandy pictures. Not strictly forum related, although they're going to be referred to a lot as she used the forums quite a lot, CoT's too. Bluedandy used to post in some other forums, another TWer recognised her but didn't say anything to her, just read the forum. Bluedandy fell in love with person on said forums, sent highly unflattering hardcore pornographic photos of herself to her unlucky victim, said victim posted them on the forum, said TWer then spread these around TW. Ask Creager to see them, they come with a BIG public health warning.
3:bam__ Ashlee> OMG OMG OMG BEACHED WHALE - Telcat sent a photo of her boobs to Bioture, who posted them on the Juice forum. It didn't make for pleasant viewing. She gained lots of attention, but lost lots of braincells through the process of breathing, which she had to do while she posed for the pictures, and has continued to do so since. Unfortunately
- These people were mostly funny: Childrn of Light, Annux, Pallies
- These people were mostly not funny: Abrasion, sir bracco, Sir Gaunt, Spacely, Zabuza, Beef Lo Mein
- 2003 era Trench Wars. Trench Center(/Centre) with the Pallies hosting regular hilarious radio shows, I think Kolar has them all saved, the Diso/Pallies rivalry (http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=12400 - lunch3, oh dear) and of course the Pallies videos. Watch them all. I am far from fucking joking.
- You'll also hear references to Goddess sex. She's slept with Eric is God and she's having J-B-Inc's child, which she's named Persia Paradise
- There's a thread on the Pallies forums detailing RogerMexico's year in England that he could make Bill Bryson eat through a straw
Further research: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=16647 (its closed because I didn't want anyone reviving it upon reading it again. I'll probably open it again when everyone's forgotten about it, like a couple of other threads in the past)
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