Create your worst case scenario for 2006

[Pooh Bear]

big earthquake!

[DoTheFandango]

Bush does not get impeached, then 2006 will suck.

[Ewan]

You're the one who begged Ashlee for the nude pictures of her.

Did he succeed?

[Verthanthi]

this is as good a place as any for remembering the time galelleo sent a topless picture of his girlfriend to wr in an effort to get in.

[Pandagirl!]

Did he succeed?

Yes. Ratty was begging too. Then they both proceeded to wishing they never saw them, even though Ashlee warned them that they really, really didn't want to see them.

[ZeUs!!]

Yes. Ratty was begging too. Then they both proceeded to wishing they never saw them, even though Ashlee warned them that they really, really didn't want to see them.

Bluedandy

[Zabuza]

Yes. Ratty was begging too. Then they both proceeded to wishing they never saw them, even though Ashlee warned them that they really, really didn't want to see them.

Me and ratty wanted to wear our T-Shirts

[Nickname]

Armageddon?

[Epinephrine]

Yes. Ratty was begging too. Then they both proceeded to wishing they never saw them, even though Ashlee warned them that they really, really didn't want to see them.

So you're saying Ashlee looks really horrible naked? Does she have some badass scar/birth defect/supreme weirdness/genital herpes that can't be photoshopped like her other pics on her website?

[PH]

Tone keeps posting in these forums.
[...]
XSliderX comes back and offers cash prizes for some tournament.

Tone's banned.

Hasta!!

So you're saying Ashlee looks really horrible naked? Does she have some badass scar/birth defect/supreme weirdness/genital herpes that can't be photoshopped like her other pics on her website?

They're talking about Bluedandy, not Ashlee herself.

[Epinephrine]

They're talking about Bluedandy, not Ashlee herself.

Which begs the question, why is Ashlee collecting hidious nude photos of other girls? Do I even want to know?

[phata$$]

I am caught jacking off by my family and friends in a bathroom during my birthday party, which is photographed, videotapped and leaked to the internet where I turn into an internet sensation and people start walking around in t-shirts with my picture on it saying "Douche bag of the Year" and I commit suicide and people all over the world create a charity so that douchebags like me commit more suicides... or my computer can just blow up in my face.

[Facetious]

bioture, your worst case scenario, living at home, getting fucked up, and masturbating is something a lot of people on these forums deal with and dont really mind that much (including me, although less so with the masturbating). this promotes my theory that you are kind of a jackass.

my worst case scenario: my girlfriend becomes a ridiculous burn victim, so i cant break up with her, because that would be horribly insensitive, but i cant be attracted to her either. my friends all graduate college, and instead of floundering around living at home like is actually going to happen, they get their degrees, and somehow their degrees magically enable them to get great jobs, and i feel like shit for not just finishing school.

[Zabuza]

I am caught jacking off by my family and friends in a bathroom during my birthday party, which is photographed, videotapped and leaked to the internet where I turn into an internet sensation and people start walking around in t-shirts with my picture on it saying "Douche bag of the Year" and I commit suicide and people all over the world create a charity so that douchebags like me commit more suicides... or my computer can just blow up in my face.

You were my tourny partner and you died. Douchebag!

[Bioture]

bioture, your worst case scenario, living at home, getting fucked up, and masturbating is something a lot of people on these forums deal with and dont really mind that much (including me, although less so with the masturbating). this promotes my theory that you are kind of a jackass.

I'm so sorry to hear that you and "a lot of people" on this forum have to deal with my worst case scenario even though you don't mind it that much.

This promotes my theory that I still don't know what your problem is when obviously you have one.