New Year's Casualties

[Zerzera]

Kebab'd

[Squeezer]

I got plastered and had to have 6 stitches above my temple because some fat bitch threw a beer at me. Then I got a stern talking to from the doctor about underage drinking.

[DoTheFandango]

Also, I should mention that some kid poured extremely hot chili down another kids pants.

It was funny until I saw his penis.

[Ilya]

i bit my tongue

shit was fucked up

[uranium]

Well my new years wasnt that eventfull. My bestfriend his girlfriend and I went to my besfriend's sister's house''ssss's. We just had some jellow shots smoked a few bowls drank some nasty beer and hung out.

But the craziest shit happened lastnight. I was at my friends house and him me and his brother got high as fuck. I seriously had conviced myself I was going to die that night. I was freaking out so bad in my mind it was crazy. I can't even explain it I was so sure I was dieing. I could feel my heart beating all fast and I felt it in my throat.

[Jeenyuss]

It was funny until I saw his penis.

I'm not quite sure how you wanted this to sound.

[DoTheFandango]

Just like I typed it. Because I was laughing until he took his pants off.

[Ilya]

its all fun and games until someone takes their pants off to reveal a chili covered shlong

[DoTheFandango]

it was a party weiner.

[Facetious]

i blacked out pretty bad on new years, apparently i got into a fight with my girlfriend that i dont remember. the crazy thing is she apologized for being wrong in the argument yesterday and i wasnt even aware we had an argument. even when blackout drunk, im still always right. good to know.

[DoTheFandango]

The fact that a girl admitted she was wrong is amazing, the fact that you have no idea what the fuck you aregued about and was still right is possibly the most amazing thing to ever happen. Ever.