Jewish Millionaire marries Male Dolphin

[Hakaku]

how about, just... NO

[Salubrious]

Guess this is a lesson for what happens when the only insult you could come up with as a child was "Why don't you marry it?"

Oooooo, a childhood scarred by verbal abuse

[Kyace]

So if anything happens to her, Flipper becomes richer than everyone on this thread combined? What a cruel world.

PS: Nice Avatar Salubrious.

[Squeezer]

I can't imagine that marriage counseling session.

[Pandagirl!]

Loving the avatar Matt.

[Squeezer]

Loving the avatar Matt.

You see them fuckin dom Notre Dame last night?

Hell yea.

Oh and btw, I should send you a pic of me in my new Ohio State Sweat Shirt.

It's bad ass.

[Pandagirl!]

Course I saw it! Party at Jared's house to watch it.

Hit me up with those pics! Then, move to Ohio, ok thanks!

[Ekko]

Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.

A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

Source: http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190

Just passing this on, Gay marrage is the least of our problems in today's world.

My cousins saw your avatar and they are 10 and 13 and one was like "That looks like Princess Peach!" the other was like "Is he beating her?" "what does that say, up?"

lol.;D

[Dameon Angell]

1. Ekko) Lmfao .. good times!

2. Squeezer) Holy shit, Pete and Pete was kickass.

[Valker]

Anyone remember that simpsons treehouse of horror episode where dolphins took back the land by driving everyone else to the sea? this might very well be the beginning of it.

[Pandagirl!]

Pete and Pete was awesome, but the Ohio State avatar was still cooler.

I remember that Simpsons episode. ^-^

[NaiLed]

Anyone remember that simpsons treehouse of horror episode where dolphins took back the land by driving everyone else to the sea? this might very well be the beginning of it.

"Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than the dolphin, because he has achieved so much more throughout history... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins ever did was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins know themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reason."

[Superted]

"Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than the dolphin, because he has achieved so much more throughout history... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins ever did was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins know themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reason."

Another!!

I could re-write the book from collecting your posts :P

[NaiLed]

i dunno, it just seemed to fit the thread

[Ilya]

im eating jewish fortune cookies and i just got one that says "Circumcisions and Bar Mitzvahs equalize things - lose a little here, gain a little there"

not hungry anymore