America Rocks

[ZeUs!!]

selode, he's parodying ratty

[Fluffz]

Wait so your people are idiotic and ugly? GG America rules

just the freak ones we dont want here, who later get governor in america

btw, first drugs legal with like 22 muhhuhhaha, YEA GG. with 22 i was already immune to half of all existing drugs

[Liquid Blue]

Shhh Zeus, they think I'm serious




Drugs? We get high off of our mini-malls, leisure suits and high crime rates!

Rapings and robberies for everyone!


AMERICA, FUCK YEA!

[Hero*]

the USA must be one of the only countries i wouldnt want to live in. Fat bitches, dumb politicians, and shitty hockey players. Jesus you guys should nuke yourselves.

[Dabram]

Some of you aren't bad (make no mistake, some of you are- Norway), but none of you aren't on Americas level.

I disagree, I think some of 'us' are far above your level of coolness. You have no history and it shows in your total lack of culture and most importantly your comedians tend to suck.

[Scoop]

liquid it seems to me that you are to patriotic to USA. Ive been to USA menny times, its a nice country but going around and making fun of other peoples country and insulting other cultures is just wrong... its not like they had a dicission were they wore born.its there belifs and the way they live. Just because your american doesnt mean your "country" is the best.

Selode it is a new forum rule that you must actually be competant in the english language before you are allowed to post on these forums. GET OFF MY INTERNET!

o and btw AMERICA IS THE BEST :grin: B) :greedy:

[genocidal]

Agreed with Liquid, but fuck lumberjacks. They may be American, but they smell too Canadian for my taste. America has fucking COWBOYS. Only other country that has those is Mexico and they are the shitty ones that always die.

Cowboys > everyone else

[Scoop]

I disagree, I think some of 'us' are far above your level of coolness. You have no history and it shows in your total lack of culture and most importantly your comedians tend to suck.

bram what about mitch!?

[genocidal]

ain't nothin straighter than a man and his six shooter

[RATTY...]

It may look like a "I'm trying to be funny thread".

But if you look closely, its a patriotic thread made by a guy who got tired of all the attacks against usa on this forum. He's trying to cover it up with his non funny humor though.

Where would the world be today without the americans.



EDIT: Afk eating.

[Superted]

Brilliant, I was just thinking yesterday that this forum doesn't have enough US bashing threads like any good forum should.

[a2m+]

IT'D B IN THE SHITTER BECAUZ AMERICA ALWAYS BAILS YOU GUYS OUT AND WE ROCK!!i

FUK U EURO-PEE-ANS! GET IT YOU GOT PEE IN YOUR NAMES CUZ YOU BELONG DOWN THE PISSER J928uiy@(*&!@SDYAF98)@^#!(

[Facetious]

gonna save the motherfucking day yeah

[Liquid Blue]

Brilliant, I was just thinking yesterday that this forum doesn't have enough US bashing threads like any good forum should.

No no no no no, this thread is for AMURICA, because WE ROCK.

Geno and Scoop know what's up! Zeus knows what's up! ZEUS! MY BROTHA FROM A BRITAN MOTHA, YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP HOMIE~~

rirry riquid brue, you are right. I'm a nerd, nerdtalk nerdtalk nerdtalk

LAWL NERD WE HAVE COWBOYS, nerd afk gg

I disagree, I think some of 'us' are far above your level of coolness. You have no history and it shows in your total lack of culture and most importantly your comedians tend to suck.

What country are you from? Some non-american country? Then your comedians automatically don't matter, didn't you know? Except for Mr. Bean.

AMERICA AMERICA, W00T ALL HAVE FALLEN BEFORE US

~~fuck yea~~

[PH]

MY COUNTRY R THE BEST U IS DE LOSER