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A bachelor party. With chicks. And booze. And guns. And fire trucks.
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Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material Girl -
My ideal holiday, The Frat party thrown in Revenge of the Nerds.Comment
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Your friends were doing coke in a pub? Called the Bricklayers Arms? Were they lost?Originally posted by eehhOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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well, my norwegian friends were not high, only the local boys..Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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Use it on a 20 million dollar hooker.Originally posted by EpinephrineMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Garlge sprite and warm cheescake in your mouth, now.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Of courseOriginally posted by eehhOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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