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    Dear Friend,

    Having obtained your contact from the internet I then decided to contact and solicit your mutual assistance at all cost for for deep interest to invest in your country.I am frank fevis, branch Manager,STANDARD BANK SOUTH AFRICA.On the 25th july 2000.one Andreas Schranner,a German National,German Property magnate made a numbered time(Fixed)Deposit,valued at $19,500,000.00(Nineteen Million.Five Hundred Thousand Dollars)for twelve calandar months in my Bank Branch.
    Upon Maturity,we sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.After a month,we sent another reminder and finally we discovered from his associates partners that Andreas schranner died from air disaster in 25th july 2000.on further investigation,it was discovered that he died without making a WILL(En-state)and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.please you can confirm this fact from the website which was aired from the BBC WORLD NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
    On futher investigations,it was discovered that Late Andreas Schranner did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents,including his bank Deposit papers work here at the bank.The total sum.$19,500,000.00 is still in my bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.No one will ever come forwrd to claim it.In accordance with the Banking Federal Laws and constitution,at the expiration of 5(five)years,the money will revert to the ownership of the Government if nobody applies as the next of kin to claim the funds.
    consiquently,I shall present you as a foreign partner to stand in as the next of kin to late Andreas Schranner so that you and I can benefit from the fruit of the old man's Labour to enhance humanitarian Organisation Worldwide.Upon acceptance of this approval,I shall send to you either by fax or email a scanned copy of the standard banking Corporation\"Next of kin Payment Application form\"as well as detailed information on how this deal would be transacted.We shall as well employ the services of a solicitor for the drafting of the LAST WILL& TESTAMENT of Late Andreas Schranner and to obtained all other relevant papers in your name for the necessary documentation for payment approval in my Bank headquarters in your favour.
    The money will be shared in the ratio:sixty percent for me,Thirty five percent for you and five percent for any arising contingencies during the course ot the transaction.I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law,as i will use my position as the Bank's Branch Manager to secure approvals and guarantee the successful execution of this transaction.
    Please be informed that your utmost confidentiality is required.If this interest you,please reply me immediately via the private email below and please include your private phone number for voice contact and fax number so that i can provide you with more details and relevant
    documents that will help you understand the transaction better.
    Awating your urgent reply.
    Thanks.
    Best regards,
    Mr.FRANK EVIS
    Phone number;+27768270488
    What do you guys think?
    Originally posted by Tone
    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
    Originally posted by the_paul
    Gargle battery acid fuckface
    Originally posted by Material Girl
    I tried downloading a soundcard

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    bullshift
    thread killer

    Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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    • #3
      It already expired anyway

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      • #4
        I only read the first few lines, but I think that this is the one I have heard about, it's a skam. He just tries to con you out of money. I heard it on the news here or something like a month/ 2 months back.
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Galleleo
          I only read the first few lines, but I think that this is the one I have heard about, it's a skam. He just tries to con you out of money. I heard it on the news here or something like a month/ 2 months back.
          No... I committed and received the promised 35 percent. Unfortunately, when we talked in person he said 6825000 doll hairs, not dollars.
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Galleleo
            I only read the first few lines, but I think that this is the one I have heard about, it's a skam. He just tries to con you out of money. I heard it on the news here or something like a month/ 2 months back.
            The one you heard about? There's hundreds of these scams that have been operating since email was invented
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #7
              Yea, but I heard about a really big one somewhere last year on the news over here, I think it was this one.
              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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              • #8
                Go for it dude, sounds like you could come off well from this!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by PH
                  $19,500,000.00
                  fro fock sake, you gonna be rich. do it do it do ti!!
                  Throughout time, there’s been
                  crimes, throughout our history
                  But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                  Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                  Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                  Come on my countrymen
                  Come on and take a stand
                  Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                  the Wenger bus is coming
                  and all the kids are running
                  from London to Manchester
                  cos he's a child molester


                  fuck islam

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                  • #10
                    i love these emails. this is when you start being creative and send him any crap you can find.

                    also notice the name changed from frank fevis to Frank Evis...

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                    • #11
                      The funny thing is when I got one of these the dude actually said he was from Nigeria. Since they are known as NIGERIAN bank scams, you'd think he could at least change the country
                      USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                      • #12
                        didnt ready any of it accept the first lines, and i didnt ready any posts.. but i kno i get one of those almsot every week...

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                        • #13
                          Dear Friend,
                          this should ring the alarm bells for you.
                          You ate some priest porridge

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                          • #14
                            Send it back to him spellchecked and with proper grammar.

                            Oh, and change his name to Frank Elvis.

                            Or pretend you're a 9 year old kid.

                            Originally posted by Disliked
                            Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                            +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                            • #15
                              sounds legit enough.

                              And while you're at it, why not send me $1000, and I'll send you back 10,000.....someday.
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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