Your most embarassing moment...... ever

[PaulOakenfold]

ginger decease

They're a dying breed

[Pummel]

i was wearing light shorts sitting on the couch and my mom was sitting next to me and i forgot i had a hard on when i stood up and turned and accedently stuck it right in my moms face lololol

Similar to this.

Was in math class in 8th grade, got a random boner, was wearing swimming shorts. Teacher asks me to come up and write the answer to a question on the board.

FUCKING sucked

[Jeenyuss]

i've always wanted to see if the drapes match the rug.

;loo;hey pauloakenfeld can u belive this hector?

[Cops]

red pubes just sound a lot hotter than black ones. shaved with a nice red landing strip is pretty hot.

[PaulOakenfold]

;loo;hey pauloakenfeld can u belive this hector?

post decease

[Zerzera]

He always talks academicly, he is not posing.

[Scurvy]

The other day i was at the grocery store with my gf and we ended up getting separated while we were shopping. at one point i was a couple aisles ahead of her and i looked back to see that she was walking towards me. after confirming this i ducked into the aisle and waited for her to get closer. i sat and listened to the footsteps getting closer so that when she got to the corner i could jump out and scare the shit out of her (this was at a local place late at night, so there were very few people around.)

so the footsteps get nearer and nearer, and i started to feel foolish because it was a very juvenile thing to do, but i stuck to my guns and when she was right there i jumped out and grabbed her by the shoulders and screamed...and instead of my gf it was a terrified 70+ year old woman who did not find the whole thing very funny at all. i gave up trying to explain when she started pulling items out of her shopping basket and throwing them at me, and got the fuck outa there.

[Pandagirl!]

Last time I checked my hair was blonde.