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  • this boogie is for real, though

    just wondering if any of you dudes are good at dancing

    i'm pretty good. salsa, ballroom, modern, i'm alright at breakdancing. mostly courtesy of a mother who was a dance instructor in her younger years.

    chicks dig dudes who can dance...and you know this.

    can you dance? bitch?
    PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

  • #2
    No, it is impossible for me to just dance, however, give me a person that I am free to inflict pain on and I will dance WHILE slamming them. This is the only case where I will ever dance, and also the only case where dancing ever belongs.
    sage

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    • #3
      salsa

      only because thats what atdi do on stage
      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

      internet de la jerome

      because the internet | hazardous

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      • #4
        i'm pretty good, did professional ballroom for about 6, 7 years

        edit: can't breakdance for shit

        edit: by professional i mean amateur, sorry
        Originally posted by Ward
        OK.. ur retarded case closed

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        • #5
          I can Waltz and Square Dance.

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          • #6
            I can waltz and swing dance.
            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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            • #7
              im a shitty dancer.
              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
              apt>yes u can wtf
              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
              apt>na
              apt>ill show you pictures
              apt>next time I masturbate

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              • #8
                give me a case of beer, and I'll dance you ass off.

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                • #9
                  I'm as good as Mr. Bean. Not even kidding <_<
                  Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                  You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                  There wont be another election for president.
                  Obama is the Omega President.
                  http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                  • #10
                    A couple of nights ago I was dancing 'the power ballad' to Take That, which involved holding your hands in the air, clenching your fists then bringing them down across your chest in an extreme show of emotion
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #11
                      i'm good at dancing like a black man
                      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                      • #12
                        My favourite is Mambo.
                        Original Mambonian
                        TWD Head Coordinator

                        Its frustrating to write these lines after every post^
                        I'd hope there would be another way..like some automatic system that fills them itself after every post.

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                        • #13
                          duranguense

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jonesy
                            give me a case of beer, and I'll dance you ass off.
                            hahahahaha same here, you said what i was thinking

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                            • #15
                              i can two-step like nobody's business

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