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  • #1

    How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    1 to move it to the Lighting section

    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
    Originally posted by Disliked
    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


    Originally posted by concealed
    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
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  • #2
    umm..
    1:Blasphemy> if ur gonna put a jav in line
    1:Blasphemy> we gotta have people like eelam and kian in
    1:Blasphemy> from the beginning

    1:exquisite> u know whats wierd
    1:exquisite> having ur dad talk to u on AIM
    1:exquisite> like zzzzz
    1:Ease> you think thats wierd?
    1:exquisite> ya
    1:Ease> try skipping school
    1:Ease> and having ur mom IM you
    1:Kian> LOL EASE
    1:Collusion> LOOL
    1:exquisite> LOL

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    • #3
      last time i changed a light-bulb it was on a revolving chair on wheels. However only 4 out of the 5 spokes had wheels so it was unbalanced and wobbly. So it became a great balanceing act to get standing on it with both hands up so i could take out the old lightbulb and replace it with a new light bulb all the while the chair was shifting balance on me, felt a bit like what i imagine surfing to be. But in the end i didn't fall and it was worth it as now when i hit my light switch i have light again.

      that is a true story

      i should have just got another chair from a diffrent room.
      In my world,
      I am King

      sigpic

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      • #4
        Yea that must have been scary. I once had to balance on the edge of the table with one foot while the other one was on the shelf of a close by closet. Nearly broke my back the the shelf split in two, shards of glass everywhere...fucking mess...
        Originally posted by Disliked
        However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


        Originally posted by concealed
        when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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        • #5
          1 forum poster to agree to do the London-Brighton bike ride AND NEARLY DIE THE FIRST TIME THEY GET ON THEIR BIKE OH MY GOD MY LEGS LONDON TO BRIGHTON IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN I AM SITTING HERE NEARLY NAKED AND ITS NOT EVEN WARM OUT I NEED SUGAR OR CAKE CAKE WILL DO BRB DIEING
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            Amazing
            Pandagirl!

            (ph)>12 is just right

            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
            1:Chao <ER>> at all
            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
            Chao <ER> - hero

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            • #7
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                Too much effort, korv.
                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                • #9
                  LOL light bulbs....

                  1 to argue that they should use environmentally friendly light bulbs
                  Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
                  -Buddha

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                  • #10
                    I think I remember seeing this joke somewhere three years ago.
                    help: (qg) (javs): i think my isp is stealing internet from me.

                    What's the difference between chopping an onion and chopping a baby? I cry when I chop onions. Type ?go Jav -Chao <ER>
                    MegamanEXE> Chao
                    MegamanEXE> I came from watching Hockey to say this
                    (Sefarius)> ....
                    (Hate The Fake)> LOL
                    MegamanEXE> You are sick
                    MegamanEXE> Good day

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CrvenBan
                      1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

                      14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

                      7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

                      1 to move it to the Lighting section

                      2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

                      7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

                      5 to flame the spell checkers

                      3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

                      6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

                      2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

                      15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

                      19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

                      11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

                      36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

                      7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

                      4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

                      3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

                      13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

                      5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

                      4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

                      13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

                      1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
                      me too
                      1:LMAO> lets do everything dirty
                      1:LMAO> hack
                      1:LMAO> i will back u up
                      1:LMAO> whatever it takes to win

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                      • #12
                        ualuealuealeuale
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                        Originally posted by the_paul
                        Gargle battery acid fuckface
                        Originally posted by Material Girl
                        I tried downloading a soundcard

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                        • #13
                          At least we're thorough

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