Riddle/Puzzle thread

[T3l Ca7]

In this thread, you are allowed to post a new riddle/puzzle once you answer the old one, I will start:



A monkey had not eyes, yet saw plums on a tree. It neither took plums, nor left plums. How many plums were on the tree?

[Divine]

A guy rode into town on sunday, and stayed in for 3 days and 2 nights then left the town on sunday.

How is this possible?

[End]

Cause you dont have to be in a town to ride? You can ride on sunday no matter how many days you spend ina town

[PjOtTeR]

A monkey had not eyes, yet saw plums on a tree. It neither took plums, nor left plums. How many plums were on the tree?

The man has one eye, and took one plum.... so he did not have eyes... he didn't take plums, only one plum and he didn't leave plums, he left only one plum... so there were 2 plums on the tree...

A guy rode into town on sunday, and stayed in for 3 days and 2 nights then rode on sunday.

Whatever he was riding on was named sunday, wether it was his horse or his bike or whatever.

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?

[T3l Ca7]

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?

If you are in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, one has nothing. You must be the smartest primate in the room.

Not really, I just don't want to hurt your feeling. :wub:

The man has one eye, and took one plum.... so he did not have eyes... he didn't take plums, only one plum and he didn't leave plums, he left only one plum... so there were 2 plums on the tree...

Lemme C, I said monkey, not man. Cheetah!

[Divine]

Tims mum has 4 sons, matthew, mark , luke whats the name of the other?

[Vykromond]

tim

these are stupid

[SEAL]

Tims mum has 4 sons, matthew, mark , luke whats the name of the other?

- Tim obviously.



What animal goes up the mountain with 4 legs, and comes down the mountain with 3 legs?

[Kim]

Human? Baby crawls up the mountain on four legs, stranded up there till he's an old geezer, hikes down the mountain with a walking stick. Probably wrong.

Say you're trapped within a transparent room that has no windows, one locked door that you cannot force open, with no roof, but is 40 ft tall. The only things you have inside the room is a rusted key that does not open the locked door, an upright piano, a round poker table, and a glass of water. How do you get out?

[Divine]

you put the key in the door and look through the keyhole and turn the key and .... :death:

[Liquid Blue]

man whats with ugly chicks using their faces as their avatar


what ever happened to insecure ugly chicks that knew they were ugly

what's the world coming to :turned:

[Fluffz]

Say you're trapped within a transparent room that has no windows, one locked door that you cannot force open, with no roof, but is 40 ft tall. The only things you have inside the room is a rusted key that does not open the locked door, an upright piano, a round poker table, and a glass of water. How do you get out?

a.) wave for help
b.) i hope it is monsun time
c.) call the guard pretend to be ill and kill him/her.
d.) buils a rope from the piano strings, tie it to some piano part, throw out the piano part untill it sticks somwehere(preferably the doorknow outside), shit on the table and start searching the treasure the key belongs to.
e.) dig out
f.) pretend to actually be outside while ther others are locked in

edit: d.) take the glass home with you, you can always use glasses

[eehh]

you are trapped i a cage, with a lion, a tiger and an arsenalfan.. your gun only have two bullets. what do you do?

[Kim]

Knowing the kind of answer you've obviously paved way for..

probably shooting the arsenal fan, then shooting yourself.

[Bioture]

I have no idea how to get out of kim's room.