Riddle/Puzzle thread

[Accord]

unlock the locked door??????

[Riesen]

I think the resolution to Kim's puzzle is:

The door has a musical lock. So you play the piano until it unlocks. Then you walk out.

[Fit of Rage]

how did you figure out her broken english enough to solve that? i took "not eyes" to mean "no eyes".

She didn't write the riddle herself. Most likely copied and pasted.

[Rudy]

Say you're trapped within a transparent room that has no windows, one locked door that you cannot force open, with no roof, but is 40 ft tall. The only things you have inside the room is a rusted key that does not open the locked door, an upright piano, a round poker table, and a glass of water. How do you get out?

Pretty sure I've seen this one before. A long time ago so I can't recall how it goes. It's one of those homophone solutions, where for instance you play the piano until you're sore. Then you take the saw and do something else with it. You can't answer it unless you know the combination of homophones or you know the riddle off the top of your head.

Edit: It's coming back to me. It does involve aquiring a saw and then sawing the table in half. Two halves make a [/i]hole[/i]. So you climb out the hole.

[Kim]

Pretty sure I've seen this one before. A long time ago so I can't recall how it goes. It's one of those homophone solutions, where for instance you play the piano until you're sore. Then you take the saw and do something else with it. You can't answer it unless you know the combination of homophones or you know the riddle off the top of your head.

I know what you're thinking of, but thats not this riddle )

[Hydride]

I know what you're thinking of, but thats not this riddle )

I hate you for making my brain work hard
:wub:

[Hero*]

Kim just tell everyone because your riddle is too hard. It's just like this one:
Two people walk into a room where one dies but the other doesnt kill him because theres a 3rd person in the room. At every single moment of time there is only 2 people in the room but there is 3 at the end. How is this possible if there is a pool table and a rabbit running around at the same time?

[Dark_grim]

If the train needs 34 more minutes to get to the next city going 75 MPH... How fast is the bird over the train going if a pizza slice costs 75 cents?

[Squeezer]

If the train needs 34 more minutes to get to the next city going 75 MPH... How fast is the bird over the train going if a pizza slice costs 75 cents?

shut up.

[High Templar]

An electric train is traveling south. If wind is blowing towards the east, which direction does the steam head?

[D1st0rt]

An electric train is traveling south. If wind is blowing towards the east, which direction does the steam head?

Up.

How many staff members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're too busy banning me.

[Squeezer]

An electric train is traveling south. If wind is blowing towards the east, which direction does the steam head?

there is no steam, the train is electric.

A rooster, sitting on the very peak of a roof lays an egg. Which way does it roll?

[Vykromond]

roosters lay eggs?

O_O

[Squeezer]

bah, you got me.

[suxxor]

An old one I've always kinda liked:

"Two legs sat on three legs by four legs. One leg knocked two legs off three legs. Two legs hit four legs with three legs. What happened?"


Also, my favorite riddle of all time:

"What have I got in my pocket?"