whiz quiz

[Facetious]

i want your personal experience about easily obtainable products that youve used to pass drug tests.

ive stopped smoking for a week and a half, weigh about 250, and probably am going to have to pass a test this week. i might be okay, but i dont want to risk it. i know theres a drink you can buy at gnc but when i went it wasnt really clear which "system cleanser" i should use. i hear theres one you can take which masks your piss for five hours, i think thats the one i want, but do they test for that? i hate the man... agh.

[Money]

Redi-clean, about 45 a bottle, IT WORKS ive used it many times to pass my piss tests for probation and i smoke almost a 1/4 pound a week

trust me, it works, but follow directions and the more water u drink and the more times u piss before your test the cleaner u will be
http://www.mysupplementguy.com/catalog.php?keyword=Ready%20Clean

i wouldnt trust ANY other drink to pass a drug test, seriously

hmmm it seems clicking the link doesnt work, but it works if u copy and paste it.

iven ever ordered it online but it says 19.99, in ALL stores its 45 dollars so do what u wish if u trust the site :/

[PaulOakenfold]

I hear the best piss sample you take is when you have drank lots of water and REALLY need to pee. Supposedly the whole deal with drinking water for a couple of days beforehand, pissing right before the test, and THEN taking the piss test isn't the way to go, as all the water drinking is somewhat wasted; It's drinking lots of water a couple of hours before the test and then pissing, is what will give them the results YOU'RE looking for... which are diluted and unaccurate.

Supposedly drinking vinegar for a couple of days works as well, but it doesn't change the amount of THC in your bloodstream, it just messes up the PH of your urine so they can't use the test... giving you more time for your body to rid of the THC.


Google is a great way to figure this stuff out. Look for information that isn't neccesarily "happy" news to you, but the stuff that makes the most sense, and is backed up the most. People have all sorts of wacky routines they do, but the best and only proven way to beat the test is time (sadly).

[WuTang420]

most of the temporary ones like the 5Hr will simply make the test come back as "unclear" or "contaminated". so those arent really recommended. if you still have about 3-4 days untill test heres the natural way: drink 5 gallons of water a day each containing 2 tablespoons vinegar. youll be pissin constantly so try not to make plans to be in a car for a long time (happened to me). in addition to the water, 1 bottle of cranbery juice (100%) per day helps too. remember, the clearer your pee gets the cleaner it is. also try to aviod too much exercise because THC is stored in fat cells, so if you start burnin fat, it comes out. btw yes it is a little painful to drink that much liquid in a day but its really the only non chemical way to do it.

[Money]

no, thc builds up in your fat cells, the fatter you are the longer it taks to leave your system, buy the ready clean if u want to pass the test, it wont come up contaminated or unclear, trust me

[Evasive]

http://www.whizzinator.com/

[Facetious]

well i bought a drink, the chick at gnc said it would work. i dont think they had the redi-clean there. i dont have time to order shit online. wish me luck!

[WuTang420]

Gl!

[Subjugation]

Btw, some people (money and wutang, iirc) have mentioned about the contaminated tests...I have heard that some employers will actually consider a contaminated test the same as if it came back positive. I hope this is not the case for your sake.

The way I faked a test was have a clean friend piss a little bit in a condom and I kept the pissy condom at body temp under my armpit, and just kept my arm to my side as I walked from the car to the lab office, then waited in the waiting room for like..10 min.

I was concerned that the irregular chemicals inside the condom might taint the test, but I hoped they would make room for the possibility that I fucked my gf with a condom that morning, but I was probably overanalyzing. I doubt they even screen for those kinds of materials like balloon latex or condom residue.

Yes, I know it's fucking gross to handle foreign piss, and was not happy to do it. But in my defense, it was a well-paid position and I was friends with the guy for years, and it's not like I held his cock while he donated the sample...

Good luck, btw. You must let us know how it went.

[Facetious]

see i was under the impression that while they wouldnt look at my dick while i pissed, that they might watch enough to notice if i pulled a condom out from my armpit and poured it in.

[Epinephrine]

You can also try not doing drugs.

[Money]

dont do drugs? i dont understand..

[Facetious]

wow! that is a fantastic, well thought-out suggestion that has nothing to do with the fact that you're bitter that people that do drugs have a shitload more fun than people that study 23 hours a day. a quick fix for being an uptight loser enough to think saying that is amusing: try smoking a bowl!

edit: bad timing money! my exaggerated anger will now pack less punch.

[Money]

OR A FEW BLUNTS~!!11 yea!!

[Subjugation]

see i was under the impression that while they wouldnt look at my dick while i pissed, that they might watch enough to notice if i pulled a condom out from my armpit and poured it in.

I guess it depends on the circumstances.

Both of the employer-mandated tests I've ever taken give you a private bathroom to use. Otherwise, I can't imagine too many employees would not sue for harrassment.

I mean, I guess I would understand if it was court-ordered felony probation, or as a security consultant for the government, but I can't imagine they would look over your shoulder for a normal job.