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  • #31
    Good: realising you got into the university you applied for
    Originally Posted by HeavenSent
    You won't have to wait another 4 years.
    There wont be another election for president.
    Obama is the Omega President.
    http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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    • #32
      bad- finding out its a gay university for gays ROFlds

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      • #33
        Worst- you deciding to go anyway
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #34
          Good: Eating a chocolate chip cookie.
          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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          • #35
            Bad: not having any milk.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Troll King
              Bad: not having any milk.
              worse: only having another milky white substance to drink.
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #37
                Good: Finishing work
                Makelele> whos camping
                Sumpson> mitch
                KiAN> Mitch mind not camping?
                Lemar> mitch
                Mitch> shut the fuck up and get in

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                • #38
                  but you're a male prostitute
                  sdg

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                  • #39
                    And she doesn't want you to finish just yet, she also insisted that you don't wear a condom.

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                    • #40
                      Good: You're high.

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                      • #41
                        bad: so is your mom


                        EDIT: (the subspace movie, paladen, kjw bluedandy made me laugh)
                        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                        Originally posted by Richard Creager
                        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                        • #42
                          fuxored: Your naked.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #43
                            You're just given the car of your dreams

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by HeavenSent
                              You're just given the car of your dreams
                              bad: inside is the ex-girlfriend of your nightmares.
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                              • #45
                                worse: and the 8 year old boy of your fantasies
                                sdg

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