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good, you just won the lottery
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In my world,
I am King
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bad: You won the Mexican lottery, thus you won $4.50Originally posted by ToneComment
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fuxored- anything involving your money and TelCatMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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good: you're at a theme park riding the most skull-crushing, shit-your-pants inducing rollercoaster ever and you've got some damn tasty funnel cake in your handjasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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The funnel cake turns out to be the shit from your pants.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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Worse: you're actually at the Epcot Center.Comment
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Good: The supermodel of your dreams wants to have sex with you.Originally posted by ToneComment
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but you're impotent ...Comment
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And she's got a very hairy bush.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Good: You've just finished your last test of the school year ...Comment
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Bad: it was a paternity test.Comment
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And you turned out to be the mother.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Good: You find a dollar on tha ground.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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but when you bend over to pick it up...Comment
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bad: a monkey touches your buttLAComment
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