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FuXXor: And that monkey's name is Liquid Blue.
Good: So you finally got a date with the person you dream of.
Good: So you finally got a date with the person you dream of.
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bad: You constantly dream about Rosie O'Donnell.Originally posted by ToneComment
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fuxor: That makes you a lesbian (or retarded, or both).5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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good: you finally lose ur virginity(castromarx)>reaver, accord and i are busy playing with our balls
1:JAMAL> just farted smells good as fuk
Argentina> weeeee oooooh weeeee oooooh
Argentina> look at me kids!
Argentina> I'm an ambulance!Comment
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and get aids in the processOriginally posted by Accord1:Hydride> who we play next week
1:ReNdErED> Pandora
1:ReNdErED> gulp
1:ReNdErED> if i see Ease im shiftin across map
1:Hydride> best feeling EVER
1:Hydride> its like if you get sacked and when the pain goes away feeling x 999999999999999999999999
1:cranium> uve obviously never fucked a plastic bag filled with jelly inbetween the couch cushions
1:menelvagor> ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
1:cranium> talk about a feelingComment
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then say to yourself "fuck i didnt know i could get aids from a goat"Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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Good: My flatmates do the washing up for onceOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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But when you get the underwear he washed for you back, there are white substances on them.Last edited by Emaho; 05-10-2006, 01:07 PM.Comment
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Originally posted by T3l Ca7
RACISM, BAN BAN BANMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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and then you remember that your roommate was fucking his dog ass ugly girlfriend the other night and you could hear them and it kept you up all night and so you went in to take an exam the next morning and bombed it because you were so tired and now you just realized the sonofabitch must've stolen a pair of your boxers to wear for the occasion because his were full of skid marks and he must've dropped a load in them and to cover it up he did the laundry and they were your favorite pair of boxers too, the ones with the little monkeys (liquid blues) on themjasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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Good: you strike oil in your backyard Jed Clampett styleIll-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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Bad: The United States declares war on the terrorists living on your property and seizes your oil without question.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Worse: You're French
Good: Your crush just asked you outUSS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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but you were drunk as a skunkIn my world,
I am King
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And she was asking you to an S&M pain for pleasure clubOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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