My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Metaknight looked awfully overpowered, and I loved the ending with Snake, genious!
DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
It's halken's fucking game, both Meta Knight and the Deed (King Penguin for those of you who aren't hip) should be absolutely unstoppable, except by Wario who of course owns the universe by default.
He'sa gonna win, bitches.
Final Fantasy III/VI: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a remake of Final Fantasy 3 for the 12th time. But, I think this is just a stepping stool for something bigger. They took the original game and then completely redid it in a 3D engine with cutscenes and the like. We can only hope for Final Fantasy VII to get the same treatment.
Star Fox DS: I loved Star Fox when I first got my copy for the SNES when I was little. I loved the N64 Version, I loved the Gamecube version (minus the on-foot shit). This should be awesome on the go.
The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass: I think Zelda is just a gamer staple. Everyone has some sorta Zelda-related memory stored in our minds. This is definately the type of Zelda game I was looking for. Apparently I was in the minority in thinking the Wind Waker blew ass and was a dissapointment. So, I'm excited over this one, because of its return to the top-down 2D, with a 3D engine.
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Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops: This is the first Metal Gear Solid game for the PSP. This one is worth mention, because it actually follows the "Solid" storyline, taking place 6 years after the events of Snake Eater. This is the "Star Wars: Episode 3" of The Metal Gear Saga where Big Boss makes his decent into the "dark side", if you will. And, yes, it'll be in real time. And no, you won't have to play it with cards. Enjoy
Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core: Not much is known about the game so far. It takes place before the events of Final Fantasy VII, and you play the role of Zack. Apparently this is gonna be a story about the "Soldier" group, and how Zack and Sephiroth got involved with Cloud at some point in the future. That and a thing called "Project: Genesis", which I believe is pertaining to Jenova. Not an RPG, but it appears to be a full-on Action game with swords and guns.
Gitaroo Man Lives!: I loved the original. It's a rythem-based game where you play this "Gitaroo" (read: Guitar) wielding superhero that takes on Aliens and saves the world. Its japanese, so you get what you expect with that.
Lumines 2: If you thought you beat all of Lumines, you have more songs to conquer in this one. Not much else to say. If you liked the original, you'll love this one. I honestly don't have a clue to what they added to make it "new".
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World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade: 2 new races (The Blood Elves for the Hoarde and the Draeni for the Alliance), more spells, higher level cap, more crap to see and find and run around it. If you like WoW, you'll have to get this. If you haven't gotten sucked in yet, this probably won't sway your judgement either way.
Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars: the Global Defense Initiative is under attack at all fronts by the Brotherhood of NOD and our favourite madman "Kane"! Yes, he's back from the dead ... and no, I don't know how... but, who cares?! Expect a new graphics engine that will display some gorgeous visuals. You can also expect your favourite vehicles (Orca, Stealth Tank, Mammoth Tank) to return as well as some new superweapons to add to the Ion Cannon and Nuclear Missiles. I'm definately excited for this one, and with good reason.
Battlefield 2142: First there was Omaha Beach, then there was The Ho Chi Minh Trail, after that, Baghdad. Now, the newest locale is this strip of land that is slowly becoming less hospitible to human life near the Earth's Equator during a new Ice Age. When you look at the title, you can see this will be taking place in the not too distant future. Expect to get alot of new high-tech weaponry, new vehicles, including BiPedal Mechs! I dunno how it'll all balance out, but it should be a title to look out for.
I know there's more, but it's late and I'm getting tired. So I'll just list the rest of what I like, I'll expand later.
PS2: God of War 2, Guitar Hero 2, Final Fantasy XII, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Lego Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy, Splinter Cell: Double Agent
Xbox v1: Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Splinter Cell: Double Agent, Lego Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy (most of their rescourses are being pushed for the 360, don't expect much for Xbox V.1 anymore)
GameCube: The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, Super Paper Mario, Lego Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy, Splinter Cell: Double Agent
Playstation 3: The "NEW" controller, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, Gran Turismo HD, Heavenly Sword, Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Tekken 6
Xbox 360: Halo 3, Gears of War, Splinter Cell: Double Agent, Fable 2, Too Human, Bioshock
Revolution: The new name "Wii", Resident Evil, Red Steel, Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, Super Smash Bros.: Brawl,
The Final Fantasy III for the DS isn't the FFIII we saw on the SNES. That game was officially FFVI, and Square is now only using the original Japanese numbering, not the bastardized North American numbering. The DS game is an updated port of the original 8-bit FFIII, the last one before FFIV which featured Cecil and Kain. FFIII has never been officially translated into English nor has it ever been released in North America.
Ok having watched the SSB:B trailer, all I can say is "hmm, IF the ps3 didn't have so many games that I want, I'd definately get the Wii just for that game".
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