man owning yourself with your own lightning attack with ness in ssbm to save you from falling into the void is one of the best moves
That's Ness' biggest weakness too. If he gets hit during the time he tries to hit himself with the blue thing while falling, then he's fucked.
And I'm the best SSB player there is, no one can beat me in Sheik.
DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
I don't know what shitty Ness players you've gone up against, but believe me your wussy girl Shiek is going to be crying in a few months.
I still prefer SSB Ness to SSBM Ness, he got jacked when they brought him to gamecube.
Other characters I'm good with-
Yoshi
Kirby
Marth (needlessly cheap, it's too easy to be lame with him)
Eh...Mario I guess, but I prefer Yoshi or Kirby over him. We're definately going to have to have a TW rumble once the Wii comes out.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
I don't know what shitty Ness players you've gone up against, but believe me your wussy girl Shiek is going to be crying in a few months.
I still prefer SSB Ness to SSBM Ness, he got jacked when they brought him to gamecube.
Other characters I'm good with-
Yoshi
Kirby
Actually, you just sound like some random SSB newbie.
Yoshi? Please, it's hard to recover from a fall if he's outside, he's as good as dead, and none of his attacks are good at all, except for the regular one with the tounge.
Kirby is just pure shit, and physically one of the weakest in the game, he can get hit out of screen at 80% with a decent hit.
SSB NEWBIE, LOL.
DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Sounds like you're trying to pass off lack of talent as character imbalances? No worries we'll settle it like internet jocks on the virtual battlefied
I'll see you in the courtyard after last bell, gg no re
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
EDIT: Guy's we're going to have to set up some online TW showdowns via online gaming once these systems come out. I need to do some mad trash talking and then get my ass handed to me by a 15 year old, or a korean kid. SSBB is just one of the required games where I have to fight someone like DTF or Squeezer (matter of fact just insert a white poster here, lawl). I'm not limited to that game or that system though, so post some next-gen games that you would want to play with fellow TW'ers.
It's on like Donkey Kong. Not that I would use DK, because I'm loving Wario right about now. A fart attack!? OH CRACKA PLZ.
Oh yeah, Solid Snake is going to be in it too, with Cardboard Box technology.
Originally posted by Jeenyuss
sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
I can play second string as well just to make it a bit even more balanced.
Yoshi&Captain Falcon, er well yeah I know Falcon was top in the first one, but he wasn't in Melee and probably won't be in this one.
Also I think we should do the Kirby & Meta Knight team, but I don't know, sounds like it would be hacks.
I played that SSB or SSBM shit maybe once or twice and i didn't find it fun at all.... it was just button smashing and hoping you had most luck... and yes.. with that technique i even owned the person that was supposed to be good at the game... i prefer those olympics games over this though... cause im pretty fast at button smashing and i've sincerely made the most outstanding times on 100 meter sprint in sydney 2000.... Not one of my friends who could get closer then 5 tenth of a second to my toptime... now that is what i call BUTTON SMASHING POWERRRRRRRRR
TWLM-J Champion Season 8 :wub:
TWLM-D Champion Season 9 <_<
TWLM-B Champion Season 10 :pirate2:
First person to win all different TWLM'ers :greedy:
DID I FUCKING SAY ANTI FANBOY
FUCK NO
THERE IS A DISTINCT FUCKING NINTENDO BETWEEN ANTI AND FANBOY
Hurt? No, it has become clear you don't know what the fuck GAMING is, among a huge number of other things (reading comprehension being most prevalent in this case). Now seeing this, I am quite glad you completely missed everything Nintendo put together for the show, stay away from the system forever, the less faggots like you playing it, the happier I'll be. Enjoy your slightly interactive and overpriced movies. I'll be busy playing the REAL next step in gaming. Hey epi, fucking read this one again, since I know you missed it the first time. NEXT STEP IN GAMING, NOT NEXT STEP IN POINTLESS GRAPHICAL IMPROVEMENT.
Just so you know, gaming is interaction, not the watching, not the fucking look, it is the play.
Thanks for proving my point LOL.
BTW I don't care if I don't have to use a remote control for playing games LOL.
Sounds like you're trying to pass off lack of talent as character imbalances? No worries we'll settle it like internet jocks on the virtual battlefied
I'll see you in the courtyard after last bell, gg no re
There's no character imbalances, any good SSB player can see that you're a newbie by having them both as favorites.
I'm sure your favorite attack is the downwards attack with both of them, the newbie you are.
DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
People tend not to knock Kirby out of the arena when he's a solid fucking rock. Metaknight will be interesting to say the least.
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What's the difference between chopping an onion and chopping a baby? I cry when I chop onions. Type ?go Jav -Chao <ER>
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