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I am a Child of the Moon. Greetings and salutations!
I am a Child of the Moon. Greetings and salutations!
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What the hell is a Melufa?
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Man the furry-cannons, one's coming over the breach.I am a Child of the Moon. Greetings and salutations!Originally posted by Ward -
What is a child of the moon?While I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple kneesComment
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Well when the moon and the sun love eachother, sometimes they express this love by doing what I'd like to call "the horizontal tango".
Children of the moon are what we like to call "broken condoms", or "nature's mistakes". They are an unfortunate by-product of tequila, bad decisions and a sweaty august afternoon in vegas.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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She was 18 at the time, I swear.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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And for us folks that live in winter time snow storm areas, it always seems that the birth rate goes up from the possible snowed in snowstorms.Originally posted by Liquid Blue
Lots of Oct/Nov babies born when a snow storm hits in a prior month Jan/Feb.May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.Comment
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Erm, Xog told me to tell you guys he says hiWhat the hell is a Melufa?
Xog for System Operator and SSC Ban Admin!Comment
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Hey man, you seem alright (epecially since you're one of two people to express interest in my book thread (EVERYONE ELSE IS A FAG FOR THAT)), so let me give you a beginner's tip:Originally posted by CEriRun
-xog is a neat dude, but i think alot of people dislike him, so uh, edit that to say "pearl jam" or somethingComment
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Tigerex bought a plot of land on the moon and named it UberspankiaOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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LOL!Originally posted by Jerome
Jerome, you should've gotten a forum award for something like: most consistently posted humorous commentary. :headbang:Comment
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dude, can we switch race for like a week?Originally posted by Liquid Blue
I can be black and you can be white. I'd spend the whole week looking at my enlarged penis!!!!Originally posted by ToneComment
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uh sorry no
best you can do is be a wigger/chav, how's that sound?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Horizontal Monster MashOriginally posted by Liquid Bluesigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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I'll take what I can get.Originally posted by Liquid Blue
But you have to be a honkey then
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y?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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