Well when the moon and the sun love eachother, sometimes they express this love by doing what I'd like to call "the horizontal tango".
Children of the moon are what we like to call "broken condoms", or "nature's mistakes". They are an unfortunate by-product of tequila, bad decisions and a sweaty august afternoon in vegas.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
Hey man, you seem alright (epecially since you're one of two people to express interest in my book thread (EVERYONE ELSE IS A FAG FOR THAT)), so let me give you a beginner's tip:
-xog is a neat dude, but i think alot of people dislike him, so uh, edit that to say "pearl jam" or something
Hey man, you seem alright (epecially since you're one of two people to express interest in my book thread (EVERYONE ELSE IS A FAG FOR THAT)), so let me give you a beginner's tip:
-xog is a neat dude, but i think alot of people dislike him, so uh, edit that to say "pearl jam" or something
LOL!
Jerome, you should've gotten a forum award for something like: most consistently posted humorous commentary. :headbang:
Well when the moon and the sun love eachother, sometimes they express this love by doing what I'd like to call "the horizontal tango".
Children of the moon are what we like to call "broken condoms", or "nature's mistakes". They are an unfortunate by-product of tequila, bad decisions and a sweaty august afternoon in vegas.
dude, can we switch race for like a week?
I can be black and you can be white. I'd spend the whole week looking at my enlarged penis!!!!
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
best you can do is be a wigger/chav, how's that sound?
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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