The Ultimate Chat Show Question

[Superted]

I don't watch chat shows but there's a girl who I like that does (merely because she has nothing to do in her summer holidays before uni starts again). So I invited her to watch the Jeremy Kyle show, it's a british chat show (which I've never actually seen) and she said yeah. I'll be going next Friday afternoon, lol. My point is if you could stand up and ask the most amazing question, what would it be? Keep in mind it would have to fit into any situation as I don't know yet what the show will be about.

[iLDuce]

Is a chat show the same thing as a talk show?

[Pandagirl!]

I would assume so.

[DoTheFandango]

My question would be:

Why?

[tugs]

i would agree with DTF, but if you do get a chance to ask a question, it'll only be once, no chance to ask it after every comment.

here's a good one though:
"Don't you think that's an arrogant, self-centered thing to do(or say)?"
it only works if the person cares though.

[Dameon Angell]

I don't know what kinda "chat show" this is, even if I'm thinking of the same show you guys are talking about, but ..
If this a show that's like Jerry Springer where at the end you can smack talk the people at the end? Cause if so, look for the girl with the most teeth missing and ask her boyfriend "Do you like summer teeth?"; To which he'll reply "What?"; and you finish it with "Your girlfriend has summer teeth, cause summer over here and summer over there."

[ZeUs!!]

It's the Jeremy Kyle show, so:

• Ask the host why he's such a dickhead
• Remind anyone in the audience that you have to be there in person to collect your income support
• When they go to reveal the real father, walk into shot and say something like "yes Britney/Christina/Chantelle, it's me"
• Cough incessantly
• Ask the pregnant 15 year old how much she'll get for her triplets on eBay
• If all else fails, accuse someone of having bad aids (this was voted 10th greatest British comedy moment or something on a channel 4 poll)

[Fluffz]

ask some guest if he was born with a different gender than he has now. if he/she says no excuse yourself and tell them you can see auras and the accused guests aura looks very transsexual.

[Scurvy]

comment on one of the guests being a 'n00b'

[Da1andonly]

rofl zeus...the bad aids.

[Dameon Angell]

It's the Jeremy Kyle show, so:

• Ask the pregnant 15 year old how much she'll get for her triplets on eBay

You have to do that one.

[Sheepy]

I would definetely ask "What happens when the unstoppable force hits the immovable object?"

[ZeUs!!]

rofl zeus...the bad aids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQpz7rEHWY - "Greg Lagarney; down, double back twister, bangs his head and in. Textbook." (Why is this clip tagged with 'pussy' and 'lesbian'?)

[DoTheFandango]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQpz7rEHWY

TEXTBOOK.