Has Noah's Ark Been Found?

[Superted]

Don't worry Suh, I forgive you <3

(I'm a poet, and I knew it)

[gerry]

OMG incest, omg omg omg.

Oh wait, is incest a sin in the bible?

Incest is sexual intercourse between persons so closely related that their marriage is forbidden by law or custom.

The Bible prohibits unions between a man and his mother, stepmother, sister, half-sister, daughter, daughter-in-law, granddaughter, aunt, or sister-in-law (Lev.18:6-18). Penalties for various forms of incest included death, childlessness, and exclusion from the covenant people even up to the tenth generation (Lev.20:11-14, 17-18, 20-21, Deut.23:2, 1Cor.5:2-5), noting that such behavior characterized the Egyptians and Canaanites whom God judged (Lev.18:3,24-25).

In Gen.19, the two daughters of Lot got him drunk and had sex with their father in two successive nights. Thus both the daughters of Lot became pregnant by their father. The two children were the ancestors of the Moabites and the Ammonites, enemies of Israel (Gen.19:30-38).

Another incest in the Bible is the one of the son of David, Amnon with his sister Tamar, in 2S.13. The other brother, Absalom, hated Amnon for this incest, and at the first opportunity he killed him (2S.13:29).

[HeavenSent]

There's religious tradition - wrong...
and there's biblical history based on scientific research.

There's born-again zealots that preach religious tradition in ignorance - The most popular and accepted view...
and there's biblical scholars that have spent their whole lives comparing scripture with secular historical & scientific documents.

The flood of Noah was not worldwide.
The animals on the ark were domesticated farm animals and livestock, not every animal in the world was on board. The horse was one of the animals - research the time when men began riding horses into battle.
The mountain peak the ark landed on; Mt Ararat, simply means 'highest peak'.
The flood came before the tower of Babel, to which the bible says the people traveled from the east to build it; 'going west to Mesopotamia'.

The Garden of Eden was on The Pamir Plateau. According to Chinese history, the flood left the Tarim Basin uninhabitable for 200 years.

ADDENDUM to NOAH'S FLOOD

FACTS & FICTIONS REGARDING NOAH'S FLOOD

Noah's Flood: Global or Local?

Possible Locations Of The Garden Of Eden

There is only One God with One Mind & One Truth. God is not a series of choices on the shelf to believe in. Only One is right - the rest are of the religions of confusion - Babel.

[Vykromond]

The tops of all the high mountains under the entire heavens were at least 20 feet beneath the waters surface (Genesis 7:19-20). It would be absurd to think that a flood covering the highest mountains of the Middle East would not affect the rest of the world. In addition, the waters remained at this awesome, mountain-covering height for five months! (Genesis 7:18-24, 8:1-5).

You are a moron (Vykromond 81249812:9822-9823). What the fuck are you talking about (Vykromond 8287428734:1111-2222)? Don't answer that, I couldn't possibly care less (Vykromond 8723849723984723984729384729834:1337-1440). Weren't you the guy that used to pretend to kill himself while hitting on my RL friend who briefly played subspace (Questions from Vykromond 8712717171:1172838-0000000)? Yeah, I think you were (Vykromond 007:007-007).

[gerry]

You are a moron (Vykromond 81249812:9822-9823). What the fuck are you talking about (Vykromond 8287428734:1111-2222)? Don't answer that, I couldn't possibly care less (Vykromond 8723849723984723984729384729834:1337-1440). Weren't you the guy that used to pretend to kill himself while hitting on my RL friend who briefly played subspace (Questions from Vykromond 8712717171:1172838-0000000)? Yeah, I think you were (Vykromond 007:007-007).

seems like you do care. a lot actually.

[Denon]

It never happened. It is not "Noah's Ark".

[Colonel]

Noah is fake, noah's ark is fake, the bible is fake, god is fake... just a means of keeping people under control... people take this religious stuff too seriously

[DoTheFandango]

There's nothing wrong with believing, there's nothing wrong with wanting to have a God. I, despite saying otherwise many a times, find it difficult to comprehend life without some higher being. Now I'm not saying that this higher being created us, controls us, and dictates how we will live. It is not irresponsible to want to have a God, it is irresponsible to let him/her/it control your morals.

God belongs to everyone. Not just you.

[Jeenyuss]

You are a moron (Vykromond 81249812:9822-9823). What the fuck are you talking about (Vykromond 8287428734:1111-2222)? Don't answer that, I couldn't possibly care less (Vykromond 8723849723984723984729384729834:1337-1440). Weren't you the guy that used to pretend to kill himself while hitting on my RL friend who briefly played subspace (Questions from Vykromond 8712717171:1172838-0000000)? Yeah, I think you were (Vykromond 007:007-007).

Ahh the book of Vykromond. Many times I have turned to it when my life has been troubled.

[Emaho]

I went to this skiitrip to Austria with a christian assembly (it was cheaper that way) the leader told me there must have been a sea over Sibiria because there were seashells found there and that was proof for Noa's existens and he was proof of that the bible was true and that was proof for God's existence..

[winipcfg]

OMG incest, omg omg omg.

Oh wait, is incest a sin in the bible?

...

[Pearl Jam]

1. when i want to know breaking news concerning proof that god exists, kevin federline's new album, or which celebrities are HOT OR NOT, i look to aol news

2. the book of peej is a pop-up book full of trials, tribulations, tranvestite hookers, bears on motorcyclces, jagermeister and heartbreak. and it smells like cinnamon

[Vykromond]

seems like you do care. a lot actually.

Uh, like I said, I don't care about whatever Genesis quote you had for me. I kinda just skipped all your posts. I am genuinely curious about what I asked in that post, though. Are you or aren't you?

(Internets 7:1-10 "Thou shalt always reply to people who use the words 'I don't care' in a forum thread with 'LOL U CARED ENUF 2 POST LOL' regardless of what they actually said.")

[Subjugation]

I think i have done that before...

[Eric is God]

Noah was just some hermit who was into beastiality. By telling people God told him to gather up all these animals onto a boat, it gave him an excuse to acheive his life's goal of fucking every animal on Earth.