Has Noah's Ark Been Found?

[Sarien]

i heard the middle east is pretty good for vicious carnivores and poisonous animals, must have been mega-fun on that boat

Those were only on decks 30-45. You could take the elevator or the monorail to that part of the boat to see them, if you liked.

[Vykromond]

it's because the fucking world didn't flood. the black sea did.

edit: that was in response to disliked/superted. in response to sarien, hahahaha awesome

[Superted]

You don't see me trying to disprove your faith, there's no need to try and disprove mine.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Lastly, the flood is mentioned in alot of cultures including those that are seperated from civilization. I have to think how do they know about it if the world was flooded but there you go, I guess they could be the ancestors of the survivors too? I don't know.

Large floods are mentioned in ancient texts, but that doesn't mean that it was THE flood. If I wasn't an educated guy, I'd look at the flood I saw when I was around 11 and think that it was of biblical proportions too.

[404 Not Found]

I see that they also found the wreck of Capatin Nemo's submarine. They covered the submarine in a book and had written many pages on the ship and it's design/capabilities!

[Sarien]

in response to sarien, hahahaha awesome

Just for you, Vyk.


Here we can clearly see a scientician's rendering of the actual Noah's Ark. We can make out quite plainly the theme park "NoahLand", The Monorail ferrying many of the animals back and forth, The Yahweh Space Shuttle, and the visible portion of the City of Portland Oregon skyline.

[Jeenyuss]

two, seven, whatever.

yeah but it's not like they had fucking penguins running around in the middle east, disliked.

and sarien, lol

[Superted]

yeah but it's not like they had fucking penguins running around in the middle east, disliked.

I think that was my point, I don't really know anymore. I just seem to constantly spout random babble.

[Twerp]

If Noah did collect two of every animal (in the world) and if it was after Pangea, then how come people thought that the world was flat? (Not trying to disprove anyone's faith, just asking a question)

[Edify]

Why do you people assume the ark that aol.com posted is THE ark when basing your stupid assumptions the size and animals aboard!?

[Sarien]

Edify do you even read thread titles anymore?


Anyway, I'd like to know exactly why it is, these guys climb up a fucking mountain, find a prehistoric boat the size of a fucking aircraft carrier made out of WOOD, parked in the side of the thing, and don't bother to take a few hundred thousand pictures? Instead of two useless fucking photos in the article mentioned? just photos of some chunks of shit they bring back? Nobody is that stupid.. not even the people that believe in noah's ark.

The little fact or fiction poll there, taken 428,996 times, and 69% believe that the Noah's Ark story is FACT. That's 296,000 people. In other news, 69% of the population seems to be the exact amount that are blithering idiots.

[Liquid Blue]

....

in some respects your right, but for all the species in the world to have mutated in 5000 years is impossible,

noahs ark = fairy tale

bible = fairy tale


lets all wake up shall we

This is the kind of trivial "rage against the machine" shit that I find more annoying on the internet than religious zealots.

You don't believe in the bible, high five- way to go out of your way to step on someone's beliefs. Now since you're done here, do you want to go make fun of those turban guys and their silly praying on carpets? Or maybe you should go wake up jewish people, with their long curly beards and big noses.

[Edify]

Edify do you even read thread titles anymore?

Point taken.

"It looked like the deck of any boat today" ...This rings a few bells.
And I say "no, this is not the ark" Every once in a while, media stirs up about something being found, that really old tapestry thing that was supposedly used to wrap Jesus up in the tomb, a coffin with the disciples names on them, this is just another one.

They do need some more pictures, indeed.

[Jones]

I read somewhere (no, not a comic a real science magazine) that it was proven that the world never had to face the flood or whatever it was the ark was built for

[megaman89]

interesting