ever wondered what the statue of liberty would look like with a religious twist?

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Please, a 72-foot Jesus needs waaaaaay more than a 5 pound bag of crack.

Times is rough, man... you spend enough money on hookers and you'll only have enough skrilla to buy a 5-pounder.

[Pearl Jam]

Dave Stos.

This guy is my favorite local theologian.

[Facetious]

ha i hope thats your dad

[Sharpshot]

Rofl what is the world coming too!

[Zerzera]

i'm not religious but this damn supersensitivity is getting on my nerves

it almost makes up for the arrogance of so-called christians like Heavensent.

[Squeezer]

I'm gonna say I'm the messiah soon, so that 2000 years from now people will make up shit about me.

[Superted]

I'm gonna say I'm the messiah soon, so that 2000 years from now people will make up shit about me.

Hmmm, I don't know. Can you fulfil a few hundred prohecies written centures ago like the place and manner of your birth? If not, it might be a little difficult.

[Sarien]

Sure he can. Just look at those old prophecies that are so vague that anything could fill them. Shit my dogs have probably fulfilled them.

At one place in the future there will be a manchild born amongst blood, in a town, that has people in it. And that one guy, that walks around, you know, the one that wears a shirt. You know who I mean, right?

[Chao.]

Does anyone else think the veil over the face makes the statue vaguely resemble a ninja?

[Subjugation]

dam u dennis

[Superted]

Sure he can. Just look at those old prophecies that are so vague that anything could fill them. Shit my dogs have probably fulfilled them.

At one place in the future there will be a manchild born amongst blood, in a town, that has people in it. And that one guy, that walks around, you know, the one that wears a shirt. You know who I mean, right?

I was thinking more along the lines of:

But you, Bethlehem Ephrathah, though you are small among the clans of Judah, out of you will come for me one who will be ruler over Israel, whose origins are from ancient times.

Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.

Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet.

OT=They will look on me, the one they have pierced, and they will mourn for him as one mourns for an only child, and grieve bitterly for him as one grieves for a firstborn son.

NT=Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus' side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.

I'm not oging to list them all. However, I will agree that there are some that are vague and could be applied to anything. It all comes down to perpective based on our own faith.

[Chao.]

Come to think of it, the cross looks like some kind of weapon too.
KASCHLING! Ninja Jesus vs. Godzilla

[Squeezer]

I was thinking more along the lines of:






I'm not oging to list them all. However, I will agree that there are some that are vague and could be applied to anything. It all comes down to perpective based on our own faith.

hate to tell you this......but those are very vague prophecies.

[Colossos]

the other thing the statue is holding looks surprisingly like a slice of bread

[Superted]

hate to tell you this......but those are very vague prophecies.

How is 'The virgin will be with child' vague? It's not like that happens every day is it?