Metrosexuality

[Emaho]

I guess im a fashionslave...

[Ewan]

Am I the only one that thinks that Diet Coke tastes better than regular Coke?

Nope, I prefer Diet Coke.

Although generally I just drink water or something.

[geekbot]

Whatever you need to do to feel beautiful...

[Eric is God]

I probably shower 10-12 times a week, but that's because I work out a lot (mainly for general fitness, not to bulk up) and I tend to take care of my family's yard work as well as my grandmother's. I should shave every day but usually it's 3-4 times a week because I hate it. All the hygiene stuff should go without saying.

As far as clothes go, most of my stuff is about 7 years out of date. Finally bought a couple pairs of jeans with heavy fades and wash patterns to them. Most of my wardrobe falls into the very casual or fairly dressy areas without much in between. But try finding pairs of pants that have 32 waist and 34 length... it's insane!

I have nothing against people who spend thousand of dollars on clothes or other things to look good. If you really want to put that much effort into attracting a certain segment of the opposite sex go right ahead. I do have a problem with all these personality categories, like Metrosexual, that keep popping up in the media. Few people can be strictly defined into any one category. What's the category for someone that hates shopping, loves sports, is more in touch with their feelings than most guys and likes porn? That's a rhetorical question for any smart asses out there

[Eric is God]

I spent yesterday afternoon in the Holborn Bierodrome and in an attempt to be cultural I ordered a Ouze Gueuze Boon, which turned out to be vinegar beer. Puts hairs on your chest

Try weiss (German word for wheat) beer. I usually can't stand beer, but this stuff is pretty good.

[Doc Flabby]

metrosexuals just attract lesbians that wont want to sex them. I feel sorry for them.

[Eric is God]

metrosexuals just attract lesbians that wont want to sex them. I feel sorry for them.

Actually I've seen more than a few of those prissy. high maintainence, clubbing girls ask for Metrosexual guys on dating sites. I'm guessing they figure Metrosexuals guys will have no problem going shopping all the time or talking on the phone for hours on end. There would still be little chance of sex though.

[ZeUs!!]

Actually I've seen more than a few of those prissy. high maintainence, clubbing girls ask for Metrosexual guys on dating sites.

I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "oh no he didn't". "Yes he did"

[Eric is God]

I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "oh no he didn't". "Yes he did"

What? That I've been to a dating site? Big deal. Lavalife got me 3 dates with pretty hot women. Better than wasting nights at bars or clubs hoping to get a phone number :P

[Jerome Scuggs]

I spend no less than $5 for a pack of cigarettes, does this make me metrosexual

[genocidal]

It means you put no price cap on your suicide.

[Jerome Scuggs]

It means you put no price cap on your suicide.

The other day my kidney exploded. I was taking a nap and suddenly i heard this weird "piff!", and it wasn't any normal noise, and it definitely was "felt" from my kidney area.

Cool huh?

[genocidal]

I went into a coma for three hours on Friday. Very cool.

[ZeUs!!]

I beer coma'd for half my birthday

[Liquid Blue]

I took advantage of him during said coma.


Wait...I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet...