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  • #46
    Originally posted by brookus
    I'm curious how "not believing in anything" (the term anything here is a bit silly) qualifies as a belief system. Is "not collecting stamps" classified as a hobby?

    llater,
    Tony

    Dear, dear ... the Brookus I remembered was not so dumb, at least not this dumb :fear:

    When you say "I do not believe anything" it is like to state "I believe 'I do not believe in anything' ". If you are unsure or do not believe in "do not believe in anything" then you can not say "I do not believe in anything".

    Got it? Or is it too late at night, my brain went to bed before my body does again?

    Time 4 bed, llater
    ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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    • #47
      Originally posted by T3l Ca7
      When you say "I do not believe anything" it is like to state "I believe 'I do not believe in anything'
      But what if you KNOW you don't believe in anything? Then it's not belief -- its fact.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by DoTheFandango
        But what if you KNOW you don't believe in anything? Then it's not belief -- its fact.
        But if you KNOW you don't believe in anything, then you do believe that you do not believe in anything?
        May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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        • #49
          i still stand by the fact that "do you believe in reasons" is one of the dumbest questions ive ever heard
          5:gen> man
          5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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          • #50
            wait, you are kidding, right? she meant to ask for the reasons for your belief and/or disbelief in god and love.
            Originally posted by Ward
            OK.. ur retarded case closed

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            • #51
              I read it the same way Face did, because it had a bullet point.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by 404 Not Found
                But if you KNOW you don't believe in anything, then you do believe that you do not believe in anything?
                Fine, then its fair to say that I don't believe in anything except in my belief in not believing in anything.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by genocidal
                  Telcat wanted to sound profound and everyone lapped it up like Jenna Jameson laps up cum.
                  Wait so a majority of the first page are not sarcastic posts? I missed the train, and I at least thought the butter comment would get some chuckles

                  I need to bare my chest for the internet again to get more fans.
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #54
                    Guess I was just talking about Broly. It sounds like to me that Telcat stumbled on some Socrates and twisted it around in her demented brain in order to say something so painfully obvious and intuitive it's moronic to put it into words. She thought it sounded profound so naturally she included what probably was the discovery of the year for her and Broly got offended when I pointed out how fucking retarded her revelation was.

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                    • #55
                      I decided awhile ago that she just decided to tap on the keyboard and whatever combination made the most amusing sounds is what she would post. Actual thinking before writing flew out the window a long time ago when it comes to her.
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by genocidal
                        Guess I was just talking about Broly. It sounds like to me that Telcat stumbled on some Socrates and twisted it around in her demented brain in order to say something so painfully obvious and intuitive it's moronic to put it into words. She thought it sounded profound so naturally she included what probably was the discovery of the year for her and Broly got offended when I pointed out how fucking retarded her revelation was.
                        come back emo kid and slow the fuck down. it was a question, nothing more. bitching over nothing.
                        Girl if it's alright,
                        100%.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Broly
                          come back emo kid and slow the fuck down.
                          Do what, son?

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by T3l Ca7
                            When you say "I do not believe anything" it is like to state "I believe 'I do not believe in anything' ". If you are unsure or do not believe in "do not believe in anything" then you can not say "I do not believe in anything".
                            I don't believe that you understand a thing that you are writing. Is that expressing belief, when I flat out stated "I don't believe..."? You're trying to be philosophical and failing miserably. It's okay, we all went through that stage.

                            Again, "not collecting stamps" is not a hobby. It's quite simple.

                            llater,
                            Tony
                            Last edited by brookus; 08-03-2006, 08:12 AM.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by brookus
                              I don't believe that you understand a thing that you are writing.
                              Ding ding ding!
                              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                              • #60
                                The sheer degree of it is painful to watch.
                                - k2

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