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They don't need shots, they need fucking exercise. This shit is getting ridiculous.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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well, this way, no one loses money. Fast food companies can still sell their product to children, and drug companies can deal with the after effects.Originally posted by Liquid BlueOriginally posted by ToneComment
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that woosh sound was our society going down the toilet.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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No, that was our illegitimate child, LB. Society is out back getting black market vaccinations and reading Dan Brown novels.Comment
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I forgot, sorry :wub:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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makes me sick, just gives fat loafing Americans even more excuses to eat shit and sit on their arses all day.
Garenteed - the company producing the drug will be sued at least once within a year of the product being released.Comment
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Interesting note that the U.K. is following the U.S in the obesity rate at actually a faster pace considering the scale and size of the country-population. Watch out Uridium, you will soon be surrounded by them in your very own town! all that fat coming to a town near you soon.Originally posted by UridiumMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.Comment
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there are plenty of fat people where he livesComment
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(Nailed and his mother)You ate some priest porridge
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Enough to go aroundOriginally posted by TorquilComment
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueSettle down, Beavis. Yes, that's to the both of you.Originally posted by Uridium
Here's a great question. Why would you give a fuck?
Is it because you put work into not being fat and somehow someone being able to be thin by getting a jab, takes away from your accomplishments? or what?
Technology is great."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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Cop outs. If you are fat, either do something about it, meaning earnestly doing so, or just take it.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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unless your black, you cant make it look good being fat.sigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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