Dead baby jokes (For goddess)

[Abnormal]

How do you keep a baby from falling down a well?
-Stick a javelin through its head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
-Depends how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than 20 dead babies in one trash can?
-I dead baby in 20 trash cans.

What's the difference between a dead fish and 5 dead babies?
-I don't have a dead fish in my trunk.

What is red and white and goes whrrr crunch, whrr crunch?
-Baby in a blender

~Feel free to add more~

[laureth]

How do you keep a baby from falling down a well?
-Stick a javelin through its head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
-Depends how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than 20 dead babies in one trash can?
-I dead baby in 20 trash cans.

What's the difference between a dead fish and 5 dead babies?
-I don't have a dead fish in my trunk.

What is red and white and goes whrrr crunch, whrr crunch?
-Baby in a blender

~Feel free to add more~

we have a comedian...

[Ornlu]

LOL, you are SOOOOO FUNNY!

(I am being sarcastic BTW)

[Richard Creager]

I need more like this.

[Vue]

I'm listening to what seems to be a mashup of Sweet Home Alabama, and Country Grammar.

It's not bad.

[Darius Winds]

Q. What's the difference between a baby and a refridgerator?
A refridgerator doesn't scream when I pack my meat in it.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies?
A. You can't move a pile of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Troll King]

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
There's a live one at the bottom.

What's even worse than that?
It eats its way out.

[gran guerrero]

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
There's a live one at the bottom.

What's even worse than that?
It eats its way out.

born cannibals are scary

[NaiLed]

how do you make a baby drink?

[DoTheFandango]

What's more difficult than nailing 49 babies to trees?
Nailing one baby to 49 trees.

edit: saw this was like the trash can joke, so here's my next one:

What's shiny, blue, and doesn't make a sound?
Baby in a ziploc bag.

[Scurvy]

whats black, bubbly, and goes in circles?

a baby in the microwave

[Nickname]

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
There's a live one at the bottom.

What's even worse than that?
It eats its way out.

i chuckled.

[gran guerrero]

what's worst than giving birth to a future anti-christ?

Giving birth to a future independant feminist

EDIT: i see it say's dead baby jokes, but this would kill us all on the inside.

[SkiTzO]

Edited. Watch it. - Conc

[Zeebu]

A man and wife are expecting to have their first child any time now. While he is about to leave for the office one morning, he hears his wife exclaim that her water had broken. He ofcourse drives her to the hospital. She is admitted and given a room. They are both nervous but really excited. A couple hours later, the doctor is delivering the child. He smiles at the husband and he smiles back dumbly. The doctor finishes delivering the baby and with a look at the mother and father, SLAMS the kid against the ground, picks it up and CHUCKS IT AGAINST THE WALL! Scrapes the thing off the wall and drop kicks it once, Twice, THREEE TIMES!! The married couple is dumbstruck. They can't speak. The doctor looks at both of them calmly and then with a smile says...


































"APRIL FOOLS, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD!!!"