How do you wipe?

[Ewan]

I'm reading a thread and it's about how you wipe your butt after taking a dump (it wasn't the original intended topic, but quickly turned that way). It appears it's about half-half people who sit and people who stand.

WTF


Stand?

Who the hell stands to wipe?

It appears that people who stand to wipe are equally astounded that people sit down to wipe, both parties both being befuzzled by the physics and hygienicness of the opposing method.

SO here's the question guys: Do you sit or stand to wipe? And while we're at it, you may as well answer the other wiping questions: Do you crumple the paper or fold, and do you go from back to front, or front to back?

[Fidel Castro]

Wipe while in the process of standing.
front to back
crumbled

[PH]

1) Sitting, it gets you cleaner.

2) Front to back.

3) Why the fuck would you take the time to fold something that's gonna get messed up anyway? Crumple.

[tugs]

interesting question.

i used to stand to wipe when i was a kid, but once i got tall enough that i could actually see people over the stalls in public washrooms while i was wiping, it became really weird.

and i fold the paper, can't stand the idea that there might be a tiny hole there for the crap to get on my fingers.

and finally front to back ftw.

[Jeenyuss]

i stood up when i was younger but eventually progressed to sitting down, i don't remember why.

front to back, shitty balls is not my goal

crumpled because i'm lazy and scared of getting shit on my hands by folding it

[Superted]

sit
fold, front to back, fold it again, front to back, fold a third time, front to back.

[Ewan]

For the record, here is an image of how I do it

[Scurvy]

i don't poop

[Vykromond]

Well, you put the main tank on the boss, the offtanks on the adds, and you see what happens.

[gran guerrero]

i sit, i only stand if im in some dirty ass bathroom thats not my own

I use to crumble, but I find that folding the paper is less wastefull

I go from under the balls not from the back, and wipe back to front (I timed it perfectly to not touch the ballz jeen, mad skillz that killz)

[Jerome Scuggs]

I don't poop. I spacedock.

[Sufficient]

This is the best topic to come up in awhile.

I prefer the half-sitting/half-standing position in which to wipe my ass. This provides the optimal method for accessing my buttcrack.

As for the folding of the toilet paper, I like folding it up over each other. I know some ppl like to use a piece twice to conserve their TP, but I think that's kinda disgusting. So once wipe and then throw into the toilet.

[Dameon Angell]

Sit, Front to Back, Crumpled

... who the fuck stands?

[Rab]

fold, and not quite standing, but more standing than sitting.

[Necromotic]

Wait, you mean you wipe your fuckin' ass, then you fold that toilet paper over the already shitsunken fold and reuse it then fold it again? Wow, that's fuckin' great! For me, I've sticken with just crumpling the goddman toilet paper then proceed to violently wipe, but not too violent, and then look at the toilet paper to see how much shit I've picked up. If it looks pretty dark, I continue wiping with another crumpled up peice until its white.