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  • #31
    Originally posted by Facetious
    swab of death? you dont just get to whack off?
    STD test. It's like step #1, I think.
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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    • #32
      That sucks I thought someone would basically pay me to look at porn and jack off.
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Liquid Blue
        That sucks I thought someone would basically pay me to look at porn and jack off.
        they do, but only after you pass a drug test, an STD test, and a required education test. Plus, you have to match the type of man a woman is looking for, so if you aren't a certain race, and she doesn't approve of your looks/ behaivors (no smoking usually, minimal drinking) then you can't donate.
        Originally posted by Tone
        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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        • #34
          i could deal with the pain if worse came to worst. however it sounds like a full day's worth of work at least, so i think ill have to change my vote. i wouldnt do it.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Facetious
            i could deal with the pain if worse came to worst. however it sounds like a full day's worth of work at least, so i think ill have to change my vote. i wouldnt do it.
            I think that that is only the first time, if you chose to go more often it doesn't take as long I think..
            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Squeezer
              they do, but only after you pass a drug test, an STD test, and a required education test. Plus, you have to match the type of man a woman is looking for, so if you aren't a certain race, and she doesn't approve of your looks/ behaivors (no smoking usually, minimal drinking) then you can't donate.
              whatever, all the ladies want a piece of LB. How much do you end up getting paid?
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Galleleo
                I think that that is only the first time, if you chose to go more often it doesn't take as long I think..
                but they would still test for STDs I think.

                I mean for all they know you could have taken the sperm donation money and slept with a very cheap prostitute.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                  whatever, all the ladies want a piece of LB. How much do you end up getting paid?
                  Because the standards are pretty high, I think the payment is also fairly large (this is going on information I heard about when my roomate was thinking about doing it my Freshman year). It's less than women get for eggs, but it's still a handsome sum, as I remember.
                  Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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                  • #39
                    std tests every single time? Omg..
                    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Galleleo
                      std tests every single time? Omg..
                      Well, you could have gone out and fucked a dirty woman since the last time you donated.
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                        About 8 months ago after some drama I was thinking it'd be easier to just get with a chubby chick -because they have fewer options, and as such are less prone to bullshit, right?

                        Wrong.

                        Oh so wrong, my buddy is dealing with bullshit from a chubby chick, they're all batshit insane.
                        keep the baby mama drama at home LOL
                        it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                        • #42
                          I couldn't donate sperm I'd always wonder how my child was doing and who he or she is.
                          it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                          • #43
                            no more drama

                            no more

                            no more drama
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Squeezer
                              BTW, yes you can donate eggs....at least in our state of Washington you can. They offer up to 3,000 bucks to do it too. The reason more women don't do it is because you only get a certain amount of eggs in your lifetime.
                              That's pretty stupid considering everytime a woman has a period, they will lose an egg. That's just how the body works.
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                              • #45
                                A Female has an average of a Million eggs when she starts puberty, the whole idea of not selling your eggs because your afraid of losing all of them is slightly ridiculous.
                                it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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