Originally posted by Facetious
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Would you donate sperm? (Or an egg?)
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That sucks I thought someone would basically pay me to look at porn and jack off.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueThat sucks I thought someone would basically pay me to look at porn and jack off.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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Originally posted by Facetiousi could deal with the pain if worse came to worst. however it sounds like a full day's worth of work at least, so i think ill have to change my vote. i wouldnt do it.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
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Originally posted by Squeezerthey do, but only after you pass a drug test, an STD test, and a required education test. Plus, you have to match the type of man a woman is looking for, so if you aren't a certain race, and she doesn't approve of your looks/ behaivors (no smoking usually, minimal drinking) then you can't donate.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Liquid Bluewhatever, all the ladies want a piece of LB. How much do you end up getting paid?Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.
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Originally posted by Galleleostd tests every single time? Omg..Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueAbout 8 months ago after some drama I was thinking it'd be easier to just get with a chubby chick -because they have fewer options, and as such are less prone to bullshit, right?
Wrong.
Oh so wrong, my buddy is dealing with bullshit from a chubby chick, they're all batshit insane.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did
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no more drama
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no more dramaMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by SqueezerBTW, yes you can donate eggs....at least in our state of Washington you can. They offer up to 3,000 bucks to do it too. The reason more women don't do it is because you only get a certain amount of eggs in your lifetime.Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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A Female has an average of a Million eggs when she starts puberty, the whole idea of not selling your eggs because your afraid of losing all of them is slightly ridiculous.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did
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