OMG new discovery: Bin Laden and Bush have so much in common

[T3l Ca7]

                                     Bush:                      Osama Bin Laden:

religious Maniac?               Yes (Christain)               Yes (Muslim)

Lucky because of a                   
rich/famous dad?               Yes(famous dad)            Yes (rich dad)

Hated by many?                Yes                              Yes

Hate each other?              Yes                              Yes

Brought misery to the         Yes                           Yes
country where they 
were living in?

(Indirectly) resulted           Yes                              Yes
in many deaths?

Conclusion: stupid people tend to hate each other.

[Superted]

Wow! They should get married!

Lucky because of a                   
rich/famous dad?               Yes(famous dad)            Yes (rich dad)

That's like saying:

Brown/blonde hair?             Yes(blonde)            Yes(brown)

P.S. I do love your theads.

[Troll King]

Oddly enough, if you add Telcat to that chart, there'd be a lot of "yes" responses there too.

[DoTheFandango]

ROCK ME OUT, WATCH ME DROP.

[ZeUs!!]

Both wear turbans? Yes Yes

[Suh]

both daddy bush and daddy bin laden are rich and famous

[D1st0rt]

dtf, that IS one of the better green screen challenge entries

[Money]

look at me im british

[Ignominy]

look at me im british

Then I suppose I'm the only one left to do THIS

[50 Cent]
Hey Em, you know you my favourite white-boy right??
Hah-hah
I owe you for this one

[50 Cent]
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

[50 Cent]
I been pacin in my head
Like a baby born dead
Destination heaven
Sittin political passengers from 911
The lords blessins leave me lyrically inclined
Shit I ain’t even got to try to shine
Gods to seamstress the tailor fitted my pane
I got scriptures in my brain
I can spit at yo dame
Straight out the good
Fuck, look *****s is shook
50 fear no man
Warrior, swing swords like conan
Picture me, pen in hand write lines
Knowin The Source will quote it
When i die
They'll read this and say a genius wrote it
I grew up without my pops
Should that make me bitter?
I caught cases I copped out, does that make me a quitter?
In this white mans world, I’m similar to a squirrel
Lookin for a slut wit a nice butt to get a nut
If I get shot today my phone'll stop ringin again
These industry *****s ain’t friends
They know how to pretend

[50 Cent]
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

[50 Cent]
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

[Eminem]
We been patiently waiting to make it
Through all the hatin debatin’
Whether or not you can even weather the storm
Cuz you lay on the table
They operatin to save you
It’s like an angel came to you
Sent from the heavens above

[Eminem]
They think they crazy but they ain’t crazy
Let’s face it
Shit basically they juss playin’ sick
They ain’t shit they ain’t sayin’ shit spray em’ 50
A to the K get in the way
I bring Dre and them wit me
And turn this day into fuckin’ mayhem u stayin’ wit me?
Don’t let me lose you
I’m not tryin to confuse you
When I let loose wit this uzi and just shoot through your isuzu
You get the message?
Am I gettin through to you?
You know its comin
You motherfuckers dont even know do you?
Take some Big and some Pac
And you mix them up in a pot
Sprinkle a little Big L on top
What the fuck do you got?
You got tha realest and illest killas tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap shit
Like it or not
It’s like a fight to the top
Just to see who died for the spot
You put your life in this
Nothin’ like survivin’ the shot
Y'all know what time it is
As soon as 50 signs on this dot
Shit what you know about death threats?
Cause I get a lot
Shady records was 80 seconds away from the towers
Them cowards fucked wit the wrong building
They meant to hit ours
Better evacuate all children
Nuclear showers there’s nothin’ spookier
Your now about to witness the power
Fuckin’ 50

[50 Cent]
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

[50 Cent]
The gun squad yall when the shots go off
It’s 50 they say it’s 50
See a ***** laid out wit his fuckin top blown off
It’s 50 man that boy 50
Don’t holla my name

[50 Cent]
You shouldnt throw stones if you live in a glass house
And if you got a glass jaw you should watch yo mouth
Cuz ill break yo face
Have yo ass runnin’
Mumblin to the J
If you go against me dawg you makin a mistake
I’ll split you leave u lookin like the Michael Jackson jackets
Wit all them zippers
I’m the boss on this boat, you can call me Skipper
The way I turn the money over you, should call me Flipper
You a bitch a regular bitch
You callin’ up wifey
I fucked and feed her fast food
You keepin her icey
I’m down to sell records
But, not my soul
Snoop said this in '94, we don't love them hoes
I got pennies for my dawgs now I’m rich
See the 20's spinnin lookin mean on the 6
*****s wearin flags, cuz the colors match their clothes
They get caught in the wrong hood, and get filled up wit holes
Motherfucker…

[50 Cent]
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

[50 Cent]
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

[Fluffz]

Bush and Bin Laden both start with a B. coincidence? i think not!

[Facetious]

omg new discovery - telcat and a bag of poop on fire have so much in common

                                     Telcat:            bag of poop on fire:

Can write a gramatically 
correct sentence?                        No                         No

Something anyone wants
in their life?                       No                           No

Something you would ever
consider having sex with?               No                         No

Smells awful?                      Yes                       Yes

move this and all telcat threads to useless crap, please

[ZeUs!!]

look at me im british

look at me ive settled down aged 22

[DoTheFandango]

BOOMBOABOHA

Why!? Couldn't you just post the link to the lyrics? Couldn't you write them legibly? Couldn't it have been a good song? WHY!? (jada represent.)

[genocidal]

Now Telcat is just cliche-ing herself.

[Cops]

did anyone expect anything less?