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...without any intention of beating off afterward. Weird? Thoughts/complaints?
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Sometimes my girlfriend and I swap porn links over AIM. Do I win?FREE MANDELA -
I pretty much never do that.5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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What are you talking about we don't use AIMOriginally posted by Stultus View PostRyo: i havent gone back to see my teachers
Ryo: i saw one eating ice cream with his daughter once
Ryo: i was like
Ryo: sup fucker
I Luv Cook> omg dieComment
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possibly gay
EDIT: unless it's funnyafksryComment
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Yea, that is pretty wierd.
Unless, of course, it's some kind of wierd, fringe-porn like beasty stuff or super gay mantrains---where you're just looking at it like you'd look at a car crash, or a dead body.Comment
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One of my best friends, she's female, asked me to put porn on her computer when I was repairing it ... was kinda awkward.DELETEDComment
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That's not weird if you're about to fuck a fat chick and you have to get ready for her.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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wow.Warning: Disconnected From Server.
paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
paralyze> and nice try
Sleuth> WTF
Sleuth> OK QUIET
JuNkA> LOL
Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
Sleuth> SHHH
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Thoughts> u wish
Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
Vue> LOOL
Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
Sleuth> QUIET
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abbot> ..
Thoughts> LMFAO
paralyze> ROFL
Sleuth> stfuComment
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I'm talking about really weird shit.Comment
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I was in this forum one time, some christian forum I believe, and these kids were asking for prayer/help for their porn addictions. They thought they were all sick and perverted cause they watch porn. All these other kids were like man your palms are gonna be hairy and you're going to hell. Stupid fucking christians.While I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple kneesComment
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the best place to hide a sectret message would be at the end of a porn film. not even james bond would find it.Originally posted by Eric is God View PostComment
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To be honest I'd find repairing someone's computer kinda awkwardOriginally posted by Dameon Angell View Post
It took me 2 hours to get home tonight because there was a fatality on the tracks at Forest Gate. My question to you: How long does it take to mop someone up?Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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