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  • #16
    Originally posted by genocidal View Post
    ...without any intention of beating off afterward. Weird? Thoughts/complaints?
    This happened to me recently. On these very forums. :P
    1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
    1: oar> yeah
    1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
    1: hed> and after dinner
    1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

    7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
    7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

    3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
    3: Nimesh> my sis does
    3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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    • #17
      Sometimes my GF and I watch Porn for the comedic value....Or at least that's what I tell her.
      Originally posted by Tone
      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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      • #18
        Originally posted by ZeUs!! View Post
        To be honest I'd find repairing someone's computer kinda awkward

        It took me 2 hours to get home tonight because there was a fatality on the tracks at Forest Gate. My question to you: How long does it take to mop someone up?
        Depends on how well "sprinkled" that person is on the tracks.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #19
          I'm confused... are you after the porno's "artistic" qualities? What kind of porn are we talking about?
          TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
          TelCat> hoes get paid :(
          TelCat> i dont

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
            Depends on how well "sprinkled" that person is on the tracks.
            If he was that evenly distributed then I'd just drive over him, he'd get washed away when it rained
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Fidel Castro View Post
              I was in this forum one time, some christian forum I believe, and these kids were asking for prayer/help for their porn addictions. They thought they were all sick and perverted cause they watch porn. All these other kids were like man your palms are gonna be hairy and you're going to hell. Stupid fucking christians.
              ^^^^^^^^^^

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