My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
jason not putting up with shitwad wastes of breath is back.
and that's a fact, jack.
push buttons for no reason at all. bend rules because you think you're special and you can get away with it, be prepared to be dealt with. i don't take shit from anyone, except myself when i'm taking my morning dump.
jason not putting up with shitwad wastes of breath is back.
and that's a fact, jack.
push buttons for no reason at all. bend rules because you think you're special and you can get away with it, be prepared to be dealt with. i don't take shit from anyone, except myself when i'm taking my morning dump.
Wow, you're a cunt.
Enjoy your bad juju Karma.
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
catch me in out in the real world and it's a whole different story. i held the door for three old ladies and another lady with a pair of crutches today. and i do that kind of shit all the time. i've got oodles and oodles of good karma stacked up on my side.
you see, the thing is, the fuckwads in this game bring out the worst in me. anyone who's gotten to know me at least even a little on a personal level outside of the game, you'd be surprised. i'm so chill i'm damn near frozen.
fair enough, I'm not gonna pretend like I know how you carry yourself outside of these forums.
I'm sure you, like most people on these forums are genuinly nice people. This is where we come to be sarcastic/witty cunts, so I'm fully prepared to give people a bit of leyway on this site.
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
as in literally throw slabs of spam at them? that's pretty fucking nasty dude. i should try it at a party sometime the next time i'm wasted enough to think of trying it out.
Nothing to complain about right now.. things going smoothly... I should check if I still have those pms saved.. I don't think so, that is soo long ago.
Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
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