Play fantasy basketball with me and Divine Rides!

[triceratops]

Step 1: Click this
Step 2: Sign up for Gold League. It'll cost you $30, and you can potentially win $150 at the end of the season (not on my watch).
Step 3: Join the league Trailblazers Defense Attorneys. What a funny league name huh?
Step 4: We draft this Saturday at 11:30AM EST. It's a live draft with a chat room and everything for maximum shit talking!

It'll be totally fun, we promise. $30 isn't shit! Join up, it'll be the most fun you've ever had!

[Sarien]

Ok.. I'm dribbling... I'm driving hard.. I shoot!.. Fuck.. I missed.

[Divine Rides]

I signed up! I CAN'T WAIT!!! Cbs fantasy basketball is the best, the league will be so fun with us playing too!

[Vykromond]

Fuck dudes, I just bought that Defcon game. I CAN'T GO DRIBBLIN' MONEY ALL OVER THE COURT

[Facetious]

I don't have a credit card. Or 30 bucks. I beat you based on luck last year Div, so I'd have a shot at winning if I had either of those things.

[Doc Flabby]

isnt this illegal now in America....what with that new online gambaling thing :fear:

[D1st0rt]

Nope, fantasy sports are still allowed because they are based on stats

[gran guerrero]

i would, but i would have a hard time explaining to my parents why i'm using their precious money to play a fantasy game...

[triceratops]

$30 is what;

5 combo meals from del taco?
2 CD's from your favorite shitty band?
4 used CD's from shitty bands only you like and from which someone had the good sense to trade in?
3 18 Pack bottles of PBR from Vons'? (Actually this is a good case for an argument)
1 Month of cable internet access
2 Months of World of Warcraft access (Shoutouts to RyanG, Conc, Myth, Push, etc...)

Anyway you can see how trivial $30 is in this day and age. JOIN UP NOW, FUCKASS!

[WuTang420]

$30 is what;

5 combo meals from del taco?
2 CD's from your favorite shitty band?
4 used CD's from shitty bands only you like and from which someone had the good sense to trade in?
3 18 Pack bottles of PBR from Vons'? (Actually this is a good case for an argument)
1 Month of cable internet access
2 Months of World of Warcraft access (Shoutouts to RyanG, Conc, Myth, Push, etc...)

Anyway you can see how trivial $30 is in this day and age. JOIN UP NOW, FUCKASS!

dude 30$ is a half 8th

or enough to make the 8th you were about to buy into a quart

too rich for my blood

[Facetious]

yeah im going with 3 cases of keystone light

[Vykromond]

Well, OK, Tops, but there's one problem- I know shit all about basketball.

There's a tall Asian guy, right? He's supposed to be good, right? And a really young guy named LeBron? Is that guy any good?

I WISH I WERE JOKING BUT I AM NOT, THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE LIMITS OF MY BASKETBALL KNOWLEDGE

[ZeUs!!]

The Chicago Bulls were good but Michael Jordan quit to play baseball

[Vykromond]

I knew that. I actually know why that's not true- cuz he came BACK from baseball, and then they were good again, and then he started owning teams and they (and the team he owned and then played for) started sucking again.

Still, none of that has any relevance to NOW BASKETBALL!

[ZeUs!!]

But his legacy does