trick or treat

[Jeenyuss]

so on the way home i heard someone on the radio telling everyone else to "give the big kids one or two candies and then the little kids a whole bunch. it's good to give the little kids a bunch because they're cute but only give the big kids one or two." what a retard. i remember when i was young i'd get a small fuckin crispy crunch and be good for the night. when you're little it doesn't matter if you get a shitload or just a bunch because anything's good. on the other hand, adolescents are testy specimen who could egg your house or something like that if you fuck them over candy wise. i think the best is distributing moreso to the older kids than the younger kids.

how about you? any other interesting halloween stories? i'll try to think.

[Superted]

I've never been trick or treating, something about taking sweets off strangers that we're all taught not to do from a young age.

Speaking of which though, I remember one lad back in school who was in the newspaper because he'd been given sweets that had been injected with fairy liquid (washing liquid).

Lastly, my family has this tradition on halloween of locking the door, closing the curtains and just not answering it under any circumstance.

[Phiz]

Last year I was trick or treating with my friends, we had no customes and we dressed in all black.
We said 'Trick or treat' to the man at the door, he said TRICK and slammed the door on us.
We laughed, we egg'd his house, we left.
The end :turned:

[Scurvy]

what a downer. i remember when i was a kid i'd always get a shitload of candy and eat about a third of it in one night. then i'd have another third of it throughout the next week or so....then i'd always end up stashing the last bit for 'later.' i ended up doing this like 4 or 5 years in a row, so i ended up with this enormous pile of ancient candy in my bedroom that i had to clean when i was like 11 or 12...

[MirrorriM]

I loved making my house scary more than trick or treating (not a big candy eater), so one year a friend and I decided to have some fun. There is a pathway to my house about 15 ft long with a porch/roof type of thing, so we hung spiderwebs, smeared fake blood on the walls, a coffin on the ground, everything. Then my friend and I dressed up in black sheets and got these cool masks where when you push a button blood swishes around this skull face on the mask. Then one of us would sit perfectly still at the front of pathway and the other hiding with the candy behind a column near the front door. Once kids got close to us, usually they would slowly inspect us or poke us, then all of a sudden we screamed and sprayed silly string on them.

The kids either ran away or the brave ones walked very slowly past the first masked person only to run away or grab candy and run when the second masked person jumped out from behind the column.

Needless to say that Halloween was a lot of fun

[genocidal]

Turn all the houselights off and sit in the dark in my yard with a shotgun waiting, and hoping, that some kids come to egg/roll my house.

[Salubrious]

Trick-or-treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat.

If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear.

[Suh]

i love giving sweeties out, i just wish more people did it in england

[WuTang420]

just took my kids out, big fun 6yr old boy was a pirate and my daughter (2) was a devil

[Ignominy]

I had some trick or treaters knock on the door tonight. We had 0 candy in our apt, so we didn't bother.

I thought it would be funny if we gave them cigarettes, maybe like two or three tied together with a litte bow. You know, just to see what the parents would do.

[Scurvy]

no kids in my apartment...but if you knocked on my neighbors door, they'd give you a little bag of pot. huh.

[Pandagirl!]

Nobody has ever come to my house to trick or treat.

Maybe it's because there is a mile walk between the driveways?

[Subjugation]

Nobody has ever come to my house to trick or treat.

Maybe it's because there is a mile walk between the driveways?

[404 Not Found]

There are no kids in my neighborhood that are of age to walk around. Most have parties at their schools and such for Halloween.

I did happen to drive into the city last nite to get some food at a favorite pub & noticed that there are so many kids out in the Philly area, but what was odd is that 95% of these kids did not have a costume on and most had to be between the ages of 16 - 21. All of them had one thing in common, they all carried those plastic bags that they use at checkouts at the supermarkets here, I always prefered a pillow case.

I didn't realize that Urban celebrations of Halloween had come to such a point as I did not see any little kids w/parents. Usually a parent takes out the real little ones, but not in todays urban settings.

[Galleleo]

It's dangerous on the urban streets yo. Tha little kidz will get their smurf kicked out of their smurf. That is not very smurf for those kidz.