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  • #16
    I used to hate the McDonald's breakfast menu when I was a kid but I've eaten the platters a few times since coming to college. Pankcakes aren't great (Roy Roger's is better), but they're ok when you are hungry.

    In 11th grade my friends and I went to McDonalds after school almost every day, Big Mac meal for me. Oh it was so bad for us, but cafeteria food was worse.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #17
      pumpernickel...hmmm...I would actually have gone for the Marble Rye
      May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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      • #18
        Go back to whenever some sporting event happens... put a shit load of money on it. Deposit winnings in a bank account. Return to present, take money out of said bank account.

        I am rich!
        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
        ---A few minutes later---
        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
        9:Kim> UM
        9:Kim> i didn't
        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
        9:pascone> lol?

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        • #19
          I do have to say tho lb, there are huge differences between europe and America/Canada in this department, for people in Am/Can eating out the door is like the most normal thing in the world, breakfast, lunch, dinner.. eating outside the door is quite popular. Over here in most of Europe, at least the Netherlands but I believe most of Europe, we eat in mostly and go out for dinner for more special occasions or just because we have no time to do stuff. But usually you just eat at home.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #20
            9/11

            to stop it of course
            sigpic
            All good things must come to an end.

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            • #21
              i'd go back to when subspace was first created and make a nick, then go spectator mode and then i'll come back and brag about my usage

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              • #22
                that is difficult to say, there's nothing really that important i could do. 7 years ago i was 10. there isn't much a ten year old can do. if i could do it twice i might go back and go to the highschool down the street instead of the one i go to right now and see what it was like. or maybe i'd go live with my dad instead of my mom. i don't know, i'm happy with the life i have so it'd be tough to say.
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #23
                  I would go back to 10th grade, slap myself around, then beat the shit out my English teacher.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
                    I do have to say tho lb, there are huge differences between europe and America/Canada in this department, for people in Am/Can eating out the door is like the most normal thing in the world, breakfast, lunch, dinner.. eating outside the door is quite popular. Over here in most of Europe, at least the Netherlands but I believe most of Europe, we eat in mostly and go out for dinner for more special occasions or just because we have no time to do stuff. But usually you just eat at home.
                    ah, understandable. American society has become largely dependent on fast food though, my friend's family probably gets fast food or pizza at least twice a week.
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                      In 11th grade my friends and I went to McDonalds after school almost every day, Big Mac meal for me. Oh it was so bad for us, but cafeteria food was worse.

                      We must be living parallel lives. I'm in 11th grade and go to McDonalds because the cafeteria food sucks.
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #26
                        A great sandwich is pastrami and swiss on pumpernickel with plenty of mayo and spicy mustard.

                        I would go back to either 10th grade or 12th grade and do even more of whatever the fuck I wanted because shit I did had no reprecussions. Since we're being specific I'd say December 7, 2001. Oddly enough that's the first day I started playing SS but it was also when first started smoking pot, drinking, etc. And I love winter.

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                        • #27
                          Pumpernickel is amazing with spinich dip. My family got a platter once where the store tore open a loaf of pumpernickel, put spinich dip in and gave us the bread to dip in. it was delicious.

                          And i rememebered when McDonalds had 2 big macs for $2. Those were the greatest days ever. But I have cut my McDonalds eating to about... 1 a month or less.
                          duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                          Mattey> put me in corch

                          zidane> go kf urself pork

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                          • #28
                            What the hell is pumpernickel? Why have I never heard of it?
                            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                            ---A few minutes later---
                            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                            9:Kim> UM
                            9:Kim> i didn't
                            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                            9:pascone> lol?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                              9/11

                              to stop it of course
                              4:gran guererro> brb
                              4:gran guererro> wait does anyone know what the levers right next to the gyroscopic altimeter on an airplane cockpit do
                              4:gran guererro> jw
                              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

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                              because the internet | hazardous

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                              • #30
                                yeah, living at college, i have cup ramen for emerencies but since i'm making steady income i just go to the IHOP across the street

                                it's more of a social thing - from 1am to 5am I see most of my friends and meet new people. i've met tons of people i haven't seen since 5th grade. it's nice.
                                NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

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