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    it is a golden doodle (golden retriever/poodle mix)

    it is nearly four months old. she has blonde hair and she does not shed.

    some names we have brainstormed so far:
    dildo
    regan (my friend's name)
    katie (my sister's name)
    milo

    halp my outz.
    Originally posted by turmio
    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
    Originally posted by grand
    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

  • #2
    santa's little helper

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    • #3
      Sunshine
      Lily
      Peaches
      Thor (gag)
      Pineapple
      Tootsie
      Pumpernickel
      Jerome
      Cloud Strife
      Hera
      Ms. Snuffleluggins
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        mr bigglesworth or "dog"

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        • #5
          jewbacca is a nice dog name
          8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
          8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
          8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
          8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
          8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
          8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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          • #6
            Eljay
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #7
              Gorekitten
              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

              internet de la jerome

              because the internet | hazardous

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              • #8
                don't name it, it'll make it pleasantly awkward.
                afksry

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                • #9
                  Golden Shower
                  LA

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                  • #10
                    warbird
                    Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

                    1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
                    1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



                    Evasive <E> wtf
                    Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
                    caco <ER>> )Oo
                    caco <ER>> bot thief!
                    caco <ER>> duel me for it
                    Evasive <E> no!
                    Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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                    • #11
                      new shortlist:
                      murphy
                      fozzy
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #12
                        i made a vow to myself in 5th grade that if i ever have a dog, it shall be named sputnik. but feel free to use it.

                        or:
                        velouria
                        terry shiavo

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                        • #13
                          Sleuthion
                          1:abbot> i think i played well
                          1:brookus> abbot last time i checked YOU lost
                          1:brookus> so im going to say that YOU sucked as well

                          7:Sleuth> HOW DO YOU FUCKS SAY CRACKER
                          7:Vue> WE SAY CRACKER
                          7:Vue> U DIPSHIT

                          7:Rampage Jackson> wtf are you guys drunk or 15?
                          7:Vue> lol jackson when sleuth is online everyone becomes 15

                          oar> i got rejected from Stray
                          oar> and both of their caps are on my personal chat
                          oar> but its ok

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                          • #14
                            totally offtopic and all, but in my JSA club (which is like politics club) at school, we have a mascot of a snake (something we found in our teacher's doodles in his notes teeheehee, who had a word bubble that said "Hold Me closer tiny dancer). and he is like a communist snake that is smokin a blunt and whips white slaves. so his name is Comrade Jebediah. CJ for short...

                            so yeah name your dog CJ
                            sigpic
                            All good things must come to an end.

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                            • #15
                              al czervik


                              1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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