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  • #31
    How many Pearl Jam's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None, that motherfucker fixes itself.

    How many Galeleo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.

    Galeleo has never screwed anything.....ever.

    How many Tone's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    No one knows, he wont stop talking.
    Originally posted by Tone
    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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    • #32
      1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
      1: oar> yeah
      1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
      1: hed> and after dinner
      1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

      7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
      7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

      3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
      3: Nimesh> my sis does
      3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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      • #33
        How many Jamal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

        2: One to fuk and one to suk

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        • #34
          How many Stabwounds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

          Fuck the light, ROCK ON STABWOUND!! DUH-NAH-NUH-NAH-NAH-NAH!!!

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          • #35
            How many Rocket Soldier's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

            !: ?! =)

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            • #36
              How many PH's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

              3: One to break the bulb, one to force a nude 4 year old Malaysian boy to eat and digest the glass, and one to find a previous picture of the same encounter online and write "LAWLZ ANAL-TEAR" on it.

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              • #37
                Q: how many posts does it take to hold an infinite number of light bulb jokes?
                A: one. use one post. bastards.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                  i was doing this with some friends...
                  Take some of a player's characteristics and create a infamous "lightbulb" joke about them.

                  examples:

                  Q: How many EMOKIDS* does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
                  A: None, they prefers to sit in the dark and cry
                  Newb..get it right.

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                  • #39
                    HOW MANY EMOS DOES HAIKU TAKE TO SCREW LIGHTBULB IN SOCKET:

                    3, 1 to sctrew it in, other 2 slit there wrists and complain how the last bulb was better
                    1:abbot> i think i played well
                    1:brookus> abbot last time i checked YOU lost
                    1:brookus> so im going to say that YOU sucked as well

                    7:Sleuth> HOW DO YOU FUCKS SAY CRACKER
                    7:Vue> WE SAY CRACKER
                    7:Vue> U DIPSHIT

                    7:Rampage Jackson> wtf are you guys drunk or 15?
                    7:Vue> lol jackson when sleuth is online everyone becomes 15

                    oar> i got rejected from Stray
                    oar> and both of their caps are on my personal chat
                    oar> but its ok

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                    • #40
                      How many lightbulbs does it take for the Mafia to kill Scurvy in Round 2?

                      None, I put the hit out on you by myself. Just because no one should've been able to track it back to me.. except for my stupid self-exposing post.
                      thread killer

                      Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                      • #41
                        How many clichys does it take to screw in a lytebulb?
                        afksry

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                        • #42
                          why does he need a lightbulb when he always has his head up his ass?

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                          • #43
                            Q: How many Brookus' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
                            A: Eight; One to pilot it into the socket and then yell at the other seven about how they really suck at doing it.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                              why does he need a lightbulb when he always has his head up his ass?
                              best
                              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                              internet de la jerome
                              because the internet | hazardous

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                              • #45
                                How many GHB's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                                Answer: :sorcerer:
                                Originally posted by Tone
                                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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